Sir Nige

Cavalier attitude. Does own stunts. Twice knightly (by appointment only).

[Prestwich Cinema @PrestwichCinema]

What an awesome night! Prestwich: you were mad fer it! @owndancefloor #owndancefloor #prestwich #cinema

[Sir Nige @Sir_Nige]

@ProfBrianCox Lancashire Sauce, all the way.

[Prestwich Cinema @PrestwichCinema]

Book now for our next show "Do You Own The Dancefloor" by local filmmaker Chris Hughes @owndancefloor https://t.co/esOd9ewGCO #owndancefloor

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@ManMadeMoon Just about to go clothes shopping with the missus and two daughters #feeling your pain

[Prestwich Cinema @PrestwichCinema]

RT exciting news our test screeing is confirmed & it's a Coen brothers classic. Buy your discounted tickets here! https://t.co/RmleNuzGlt

[Pupa Restaurant @PupaRestaurant]

Last chance. Win a steak dinner for 2 with a £50 bar tab at any of our 4 sites. RT to enter.Winner picked tonight.

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@vote_leave @LynchDenis The same Dyson who moved all his manufacturing to China?

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@BBC6Music @CCfunkandsoul The late great Roger Troutman, King of the Talk Box

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@fatbaldscootboy Are you having a Facebook break, matey?

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@AlisonMoyet Is that like "woolly"?

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@MartinShovel https://t.co/idrDJrV7vu

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@ShappiKhorsandi She's a keeper.

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@CardinalPhink Say 12 Hairy Mary's.

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@DavidGArnold Bananarama have let themselves go.

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@DamselLadyK Interesting? https://t.co/BDJHfuOC4B

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Pissflaps? #GBBO #fortunecookie #phoenixnights

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@ncguk Was that the Topper or the Beezer? #tabloidcomics

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@SolitaNQ Always be yourself...unless you suck.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Spydere man spydere man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo anon comth spydere man

[Sir Nige @Sir_Nige]

@AlisonMoyet I aspire to become one of Britain's finest curmudgeons. I mean proper, top shelf.