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you can’t help me, i help me

[_ @Sir_NoTrouble]

keep other people's shit off your shoes

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[drew @ImNotOwned]

You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.

[_ @Sir_NoTrouble]

“i can’t believe the police shot someone”

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Absolutely HORRIFYING footage has emerged from a "teen takeover" in North Charleston SC.

It appears that a White female police officer was severely BEATEN by a mob of Black teens... including with what appears to be a Roman Candle.

This is hard to watch.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

He chants “Death to America” and then is mad when America doesn’t want him to stay in the country.

[_ @Sir_NoTrouble]

#FuckIran

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Captain of Iran’s National Team: This is a disaster World Cup. We can’t stay in the country and have to travel every time we play without any recovery. Now we can’t stay in Seattle and have to return to Tijuana. This is not fair.

[Gary @plzbepatient]

Yeah he just drives up to the plane on the tarmac like the rest of us

[Kirsten Fleming @KirFlem]

You know who else wanted to voice his opinions and feel safe?

[Random HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

The left is now making fun of men in dresses.

We won.

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

…

[_ @Sir_NoTrouble]

i love an opinionated crackhead

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

2 different approaches

[_ @Sir_NoTrouble]

Feint into just the meanest fuckin left 😂😂😂 Till still busting dudes up, thought buddy was crying on the mat

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Oh my GOD this is great A GAP INTEGRITY here

Head on a swivel
Eyes on your target
Same foot, same shoulder
Send them to the gulag

TEACH TAPE!!! https://t.co/09XGrmxaqn

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Must not be about that action.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

An alleged repeat criminal offender was allowed back on our streets and killed an Air Force veteran.

This is precisely why I was the Democratic lead on the Laken Riley law.

Why is it controversial for Democrats support deporting criminal migrants?

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Praising literal terrorists and using the n-word gets boiled down to “controversial posts” when you’re a communist.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die! Rest in Power, Chuck Norris!

[dog @BowWowBrah]

Dakota’s “abuse” was banging other women whenever she told him to go fuck himself

Taylor’s was attempted strangulation and reckless endangerment.

So obviously some women will look at this and say that’s about equal