Christopher O'Mara

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Hernandez admits that he prefers jail over watching Tim Tebow try to throw a spiral at training camp.

[Racial Draft @TheRaceDraft]

Blacks forced to release Rick Ross after he was found making illegal trades with Dunkin' Donuts.

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

@bfliz are you actually?

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

is anyone going down the shore tonight that would like to give me a ride?

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

“@iLikeGirlsDaily: App idea: Chief Keef Translator, because all I hear is "munna munna hunna blah blah blah"” @Ry_Ric

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

Adele is da bomb!

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

Kim Kardashians baby is white

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

@midd_kidd @jesstrizano #blackgirlproblems

[Jessica Harvey @JESSed2impress]

@jesstrizano is a pussy

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

happy endings are stories that haven't been finished yet

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

there's nothing more entertaining then watching a girl eat shit

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

the refs need to get their shit together

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

bachelorette parties are the best.

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

just saw the hottest girl ever

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

we're up all night to get lucky

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

hey sir can we see your moms boobs?

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

@drizzyizzyndrea it's was a grand time

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

@drizzyizzyndrea what's up iezzi

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

Jay Z just got geno smith too

[Christopher O'Mara @Sir_Omar13]

the cavs are going to be sick