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If you tryna get paid, we are on the same shi.
Bae, you know imma flip it right this time. on God.

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

HR watching you hug the new female intern

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Me watching my ex ruin her life just to make me "jealous"

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.”

I checked the monitoring tool.

His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in.

I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.”

Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident.

Asked him for screenshots of the problem.

He sent a photo of a black screen.

I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.”

At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script.

He plugged it in.

Laptop turned on.

I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.”

The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail.

For “trend analysis.”

[️s @big_sam_atari]

Her side nigga

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Teams, Excel and Outlook after watching you enjoy your weekend

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[Vadim @VadimStrizheus]

Letting Claude handle full permissions.

[Sahil @sahill_og]

POV: Software developers coming to the office ready to prompt Claude Code 5 times and call it a day. 😂

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Me: whatever happens happen

Whatever: *happens*

Me:

[𝕯𝖊𝖛𝕰𝖓𝖓𝖞 @ennycodes]

Me adding data scientist to my resume after doing a 1hr python crash course

[Khalid 🫡🇸🇦 @khldwb1425]

@yuuhi78

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“if you don’t treat me right, another man will”

[chepezzzzz🇲🇽 @chepez98]

Him: “stop acting childish”
Me:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

All this worrying just to die anyway lol

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

After enjoying her money then she asks me
"Are we ever going to have sex?"