Sam LaPortas Burner

Professional sports handicapper | Elite ball knower | Known to be Freaky | 1st person to out pizza the hut | $CMG

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Watching your boys celebrate after sneaking an extra leg into the lay

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@fred_the_funcle One of a kind Fred, one of a kind

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@DougHeinz13 This is good doug, this is good

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@larrydavidburn Hilarious photo

[Sam LaPortas Burner @Sirdabpen]

Watching your boys celebrate after sneaking an extra leg into the lay

[Sam LaPortas Burner @Sirdabpen]

Long day in the office, think imma just start with the 12

[Sam LaPortas Burner @Sirdabpen]

Casual 6er and a backup 12 in case I need em

[Sam LaPortas Burner @Sirdabpen]

Casual 6er and a backup 12 in case I need em

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@LeRetardSlut @gr8g0oglymo0gly @jimmymidfield After a few steps we’ve gotten to the right answer. This is it.

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@prezbread Made it to gym, little behind schedule but we’re here - suck it PWEZ

[Sam LaPortas Burner @Sirdabpen]

5:00 - get home from work
5:05 - smoke a J
5:15 - Gym
6:30 - smoke another J then eat
7:00 - pickup a 6er, kick the feet up, and watch 2 old heads go at it.

Happy Debate Day

Cheers

- Sam

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@SexySukhwinder Yo that’s an awesome name, just had to let you know. Love it.

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@WhiteTrashTiff Listen here Tiff - these cornballs in ur replies are so fucking wack when it comes to being straight up with you so imma do the community a favor and speak for everybody rq.

Tiffany WOOD you plz show us them tits.

Thanks,

- Speaking for everybody, but names Sam.

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Tyler Childers and a blunt by the lake would go so hard rn

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@prezbread Might, but I haven’t yet. Still in this goddamn office.

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@remember31_0 Only cuz I left out being a corporate little bitch for 8 hours. Rough day today Carpe, rough day.

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@DavePoorboy @on3 SHHHHHHHHHHH POORBOY SHHHHHHHHH

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@DavePoorboy @on3 We haven’t played this year!!!! How can u rank off games u haven’t played!!!! It’s blasphemy DP that’s what it fucking is

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@cigarettequeeen I’d love you like half of what I love weed but that’s still a good amount don’t take this the wrong way

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@lordsarlacc Nope I couldn’t guard shit if I’m being honest - but goddamn was my corner 3 on go

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4 years ago I guarded this guy in AAU and now I have to root for him?? He’s fucking garbage - I can tell u first hand, he couldn’t score on a Bum like me and now he has to score in the NBA?

Fuck Detroit and fuck the pistons, this guys so ass and so is our franchise.

FUCK!

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@tarheelpete Should’ve pulled one of these - also I love the fact that ur casually on twitter during a qualifier. Keep the nerves at easy with some good laughs might be a strategy.