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From Des Moines, IA. Trying to get a few laughs and like Danny Glover getting way too old for this shit.

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"Yabba Dabba Goo!"

-Fred Flintstone having an orgasm.

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I don't use this much anymore but might as well share in all platforms.

Started making music again. This is my first effort in years. I like it. That's what matters.

https://t.co/hzOVrc9yZn

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Are we accessories to the crime now?

Then Bad to Bone started blaring from speakers and fireworks went off and we all stood up and went ape shit.

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There was an African hooded vulture at World of Birds show.

The crowd watch on in shocked amazement as it was released on 2 particularly naughty children.

When it was done there was nothing left but bits of flesh and teeth. Weird because vultures usually only eat dead things.

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Not this vulture. It was trained to learn that the naughty child meat is sweetest fresh.

We sat in silence. Quietly asking ourselves why did we vote these two children the naughtiest?

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If it were a prison sentence, I'd think 'damn'.

As it closes in, all I hope is that I've gotten a little smarter and my joints continue to growl instead of roar.

#birthdayboy
#aging

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If it were a prison sentence, I'd think 'damn'.

As it closes in, all I hope is that I've gotten a little smarter and my joints continue to growl instead of roar.

#birthdayboy
#agi

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Coming soon to a theater near you maybe?

#birds
#birdwars
#birdfights
#starling

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Okay, maybe I took some...liberties. But this is probably what it felt like for the sparrows.

#birds
#redbelliedwoodpecker
#birdfy
#explosive

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Smooth move Flicker. Falling off the feeder trying to get the Starling.

Now you've lost your place and embarrassed yourself.

#birds
#starling
#northernflicker

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My wife bought a bag a chicken fingers and I now know monsters walk among us. How could I have been so blind to chickens, giant, grotesque, deliciously breaded fingers?

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Woodpecker has no manors.

#redbelliedwoodpecker #sparrow #birds

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@cuntsatchels Interesting. I'd say I'm more like Neptune. I'm an ice queen.

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You're a star.

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Watch out! El Jefes coming in and wants some damn suet!

#europeanstarling
#birds

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Oh, you say this frozen pizza has a ridiculous amount of cheese? Well as someone with lactose intolerance, I'll let my butthole be the judge of that.

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American goldfinch. Let's go real birds, bitch.

#birds
#americangoldfinch

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A video from our vacation in October/November 2024. Round Pond in Kensington Gardens in London. It was bird chaos. Specifically, the smaller birds.