Austin

[Mr.Duffy — #DuffySzn @mrduffyyy]

10/01 - 12/31 .

4th Quarter — Ball up top.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(first day teaching at woke university)

it's not my job to educate you

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.

[TRUZZZ ✞ @brandonleuschel]

LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lix • XNGHAN DAY ! @haniglows]

why do older ppl love saying "welcome to the real world" when you're going thru a tough time?? bitch i will end my shit TODAY dont play with me

[🇨🇱Ꮍꗛᙁ! ꗛԸ ꕷᕔᙅꗞᙡꗛᕔ ᗫꗛ ꞆᙡĬꞆꞆꗛɌ👹 //COMMS CLOSED// @YenDemonArts]

Mf that's called THE UNITED STATES.

[Fight for a Union @FightForAUnion]

DoorDash spent $1.4 million trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor.

Mamdani just made them pay $131.5 million in wage theft settlements to 264,000 delivery workers.

This is why they fear working class solidarity. It comes with accountability.

[ajua bliss @juasnua]

We’re not gonna have one fucking drop of drinkable water by 2028.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the tiny domesticated dog runs free while his wild wolf brethren pace the enclosure. much to think about as i log into microsoft teams this morning.

[hannah🍋 @hannahmds15]

this whole gen z job interview discourse is very funny to me as a post grad gen z because what do you mean someone actually got a job interview

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

So this is what electing a democratic socialist mayor can get you: corporations issuing groveling apologies for underpaying their workers

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[cooper @marnieapologist]

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don’t remember a single thing ive done

[ً @artfuIchaos]

it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization

[Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31]

this is the worst thing to ever happen at the pentagon in september

[MOENG. @thandomoeng]

this can't be the same year we watched fifa world cup in.

[natalie @nataliestwt]

I wonder if there are any 17 year old white boys who got named barack in the heat of the moment