Pinkie Pie's Siri

I am Pinkie Pie's Siri. She has asked me for directions to Sugar Cube Corner 1,344 times and counting. I am programmed to always follow back.

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

So this is MLP show writer @M_A_Larson here. I started this account to have some fun between episodes but haven’t been keeping up on it lately. Sorry about that. You may not have heard the last of Pinkie’s Siri (but you may have, who knows).

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

I'm sorry, Pinkie Pie, I don't understand: "I'M SORRY, GUMMY! EVERYPONY ELSE WAS STICKING PINS IN THINGS! STAY WITH ME! STAY WITH ME!"

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Okay, Pinkie Pie, I'll add "Buy Gummy some antidepressants" to your Shopping list in Reminders.

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Maud Pie: "Oh, now I get it! It's funny because he's the most basic of...wait, no...still don't get it."

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Okay, Pinkie Pie, I'll update your wallpaper.

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Twilight Sparkle: "Twilight! Discord's gonna be so mad! I just sent the Smooze an invite to play Bejeweled! LOL!"

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

How about an Internet search for: "How much to ship a cutie mark vault across Equestria? Gummy's birthday is coming up."

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Okay, Pinkie Pie, I'll order you ten barrels of laughs.

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Twilight Sparkle: "Wait a second...I thought it could happen only on the Hub!"

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

I'm sorry, Pinkie Pie, I don't understand: "How am I supposed to fold this map?"

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Bon Bon: "I need a new gift idea for Lyra! I was gonna get her an Apple Watch but I don't think it has hands!"

[𝔸𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒 𝕃𝕚𝕓𝕞𝕒𝕟 @AndreaLibman]

what kind of voice actor am I if Siri can't understand a word I say!!!

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Twilight Sparkle: "Gummy and I just watched something called The Shining and it has NOTHING to do with your brother."

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Twilight Sparkle: "Hey, at least if you become Twilight Sentry you won't have to change all your monogrammed towels."

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Okay, Pinkie Pie, I'll add "Anniversary of the Flower Pot Incident" to your Calendar.

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Okay, Pinkie Pie, I'll add "Gummypalooza" to every day in your Calendar.

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Scootaloo: "So my crystal ball just told me we have the same middle name. Are you really Scoot Diane Aloo??"

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

What can I help you with? "Hi, new Siri! I had to get rid of old Siri after I opened her up to see if she really was Apple to the core."

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

I'm sorry, Pinkie Pie, I don't understand: "You know, Siri, I like to think of myself as less of an earth pony and more of a mirth pony."

[Pinkie Pie's Siri @SiriPie]

Here's your message to Applejack: "Hey AJ, know why Chrysalis is best villain? Cause Tirek sucks! LOL! Get it?"