Patrick Sirmon

Lifelong Florida Resident/Self-Proclaimed Comic/Eventual Professional Gamer

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Bad jokes, but they worked.

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@rontowery @Turbinetraveler dang, you beat me to it!

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@Turbinetraveler Winner

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@tkc_tloz You don't even have to leave the forest to get to the end credits these days.

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@OtunbaSebotimo 🤔

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@truthtroll_X @rvinsoncomedy

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@onlyskypace The answer is 36, the solutions to the other problems are incorrect.

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@Emma_henrry_vt Contra on the GameBoy

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@tac_jerry0 @damienslash he's doing your face

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@TrueGemHunter 5-3 SA

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@OrderOfThePoo @rvinsoncomedy

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@Vikram10729557 Even the mouse was like damn bruh

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@Dilekk344 That don't look like no chinaman I've ever seent, gotta be a jap

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@SantaDecides

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@AnthonyCumia "Hey hey careful with that, that's my lucky stabbin' cap!"

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Watch a woman do standup comedy 😀

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

is there any proven way to make time go slower?

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@Tenn_MAGA2 Talmudic law should be banned as well.

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@muheediva01 Sometimes I would get an extra serving of Lobster for lunch, I was so blessed.

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@DanGheesling Rage bait