Sirplus

Starseed
Ascension
5D

[Brian_ EGH,OGW @MutabesB]

Nikiwa Landlord nitakua naekea clients wangu offers moto moto. Like pay 3 months rent and get one free.

[JereMemez @JereMemez]

@Kittenwaffin Found the factory!

[🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 @Kittenwaffin]

Be careful where you purchase your food 😬

[Pauline Njau @PaulineNjau5]

The dreams of our little children are valid

[The Commentator @francis_webuye]

This nigga pocketed One b as a local contractor for a job I and some folks went bankrupt doing it. Poleni Sana mafundi wa Githurai.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Hao Chinese wanakuja Kenya wanapewa multibillion dollar projects wafanye, wazungu ndio hao in very big managerial positions and NGOs, Wayahudi ndio hao wamepewa shamba Solai waeke kambi but the average Kenyan anasema Mburundi mwenye anauza chai ndio amemuibia kazi😂😂

[Just__Irene @Just__Irene]

My friend works in supply chain and aliniambia era za kuconsume vitu original Kenya ziliisha. Akanishow duka fulani wholesale huuza coke fake na watu hukunywa na hawajaijua. Since that day niko very careful nikibuy anything. We are cooked huku mbele.

[Sniper👳🏿‍♂️ @the_sarkii]

A cry for help😭💔

My baby is in critical condition and lots of pain as seen😩 She’s urgently needs a surgery.😭 She’s always crying and we can’t even sleep🥹

Guys i am on my knees begging u to help my dota go to surgery so that she can be treated bcuz he really needs help😩🙏🏽

[Milky way @darknet01]

With clear instructions, vote for me or else mtarudishwa kwenu.
We have about 2m undocumented somalis, give them IDs and coerce them to vote for you.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Just had a call with someone on who made $180million in one transaction and came away really impressed.

He shared with me how he became a dollar billionaire:

1. 4:30 AM wakeup
2. Cold showers
3. Gratitude journal
4. Meditate
5. Dad was a former President who stole money

[J.E.D.I.D.I.A.H @ItsDjJed]

Thank God Netflix didn’t let us wait every week for The Gentlemen, I would have been so pissed.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Tukiongea ukweli Eastleigh na Donholm kuna very many illegal immigrants

Some ata kwa butchery & they can’t speak Swahili.

But selective justice inasema waburundi ndio shida.

[Njoro Physio. @Josephkaruingi]

RIGGY G mkuu @rigathi please am humbly requesting for your financial support we aid Shiks Githinji with her medical bill. Am pretty sure as you continue with your US tour there you can link us with one or two well wisher to aid her. At the moment we are at 2.5/6M need. Your support will be highly appreciated.

Thank you.

Her number 0795 526 072 (Mary Githinji)

[Sirplus @Sirplus888]

@SeunGabrielO Yesterday I discovered "lugubrious", today's word was "salubrious"

[Sirplus @Sirplus888]

@Temitopeoluwa_a She said "it's so lugubrious" and I just had to look it up

[Semzyyyy @Semzy__]

British series is where it is at mehn. Acting is always superb

[BILL  @Bill_Valar]

Guys, Lets help @_marywanjiku

Paybill : 891300
Account Number: 142489

Your support is highly appreciated, she is our fellow tweep and her family is you and me.
Let's be Kind enough to support her.

Quick recovery pal❤

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

In rift valley, they are giving one person three IDS

Kids are also getting IDs

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Anything you give towards Mary Wanjiku’s medical fund drive is a life saved. Be blessed ; even 20 bob goes a long way in supporting her.

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque24823]

Yeah well, be careful with what you wish for.
This is our “patriotic” president’s art.