Tbh if you've found a true and genuine girl friendship, you're lucky, I mean those types where you help each other grow, talk about everything, do things together, or feels like a sister bond from another mother, you're really lucky🤗🤗.
This man stood up front leading worship right next to his mistress, hands raised….singing about a holy God while texting her that he was up till 4 am literally trying to figure out how to kill his wife and not go to hell for it.
Then this lunatic shot his poor wife twice in the head while she was asleep in bed with their little girls in the house and tried to make it look like a break in.
Thats not a man who ever feared or knew God. thats a selfish narcissistic animal. whitewashed tombs and wolves in sheeps clothing arent just illustrations they sometimes hold microphones at church on sunday morning.
Lmao job hunting is truly humiliating. You’ll finish a hot round of interview and start wondering why you got rejected, not knowing it’s something basic and totally irrelevant to the job that caused it.
Rango (2011) is an absolute peak in animated cinema. ILM’s groundbreaking VFX and Roger Deakins’ cinematic lighting, we really had it so much better back then. 🎬🍿
You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.
You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.
You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.
You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”
You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.
You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.