Lex

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

I love how Venmo is like the one profile pic nobody updates

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Hannah Gutierrez should have hired Camille Vasquez

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Team Edward or Jacob

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

What’s a simple question that lets you learn a lot about someone

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

She’s gathering intel

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

HELP NOT EVEN IN THE VIP TENT

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Taylor Swift, the only artist you can register to buy a ticket you’re willing to pay an absurd amount of money on & not be allowed to. #waitlisted #stillloveyou

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

I cannot see a Birkshire Hathaway sign and not laugh. It’s giving Stratton Oakmont.

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

@taylorswift13 said how cool it is to be playing for 70k people tonight meanwhile over 80k are watching from our beds🥹😌💟 #ErasTourNashville #erastour

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Iconic

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

There is nothing fascinating about Bryan Kohberger’s education. Ironic yes. But ew. People are giving this man way too much.

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

This Idaho case has made me realize how insanely annoying the media and true crime tiktokers are

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

“Do you like this song?”

“Lyrics are pretty basic”

“Well It’s hard not to have basic lyrics when Taylor Swift already said everything”

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Taylor Swift’s statement was kinda like ahh sorry it was tough but thanks for buying, better luck next time

☹️

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

I was able to get Taylor Swift tickets today but I definitely panic bought them and feel gross for spending that much money.

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

I’m too bitter to be happy for anyone who got Taylor Swift tickets today.

[Dr Dboon Oggle PhD @Dboonoggle]

Watching the Midnight Club made me have to revisit Midnight Mass and I’ve never seen a show more unfairly unnoticed. The most brilliant horror show Netflix has ever done, the best show of the past 3-4 years, and no one talks about it, it’s a damn shame

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Bitchez be like “happy earth day” and then post a picture of them in a bikini in front of a tree

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

Jersey Mike’s is such a dude place to get a sub but I love it

[Lex @SiskosAlexa]

@gabxstump_ Hey there, I’m looking for two 🥺