sisley

“that was intense, like the circus” —daniel sulek

[UnLucky Trashcan𖤐 @EthanOpia_]

Treating myself tonight

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Lilo & Stitch’ director was frustrated after ‘Frozen’ was praised for being a sisterhood movie:

“It was a bit frustrating because people were like, ‘Finally, a nonromantic relationship with these two girls,’ and I thought, ‘We did that! That has absolutely been done before.’”

[Casey Balsham @CaseyBalsham]

Just got excited at a crossword clue that was “cheese lovers” and was like oooooo there’s a name for people like me and the answer was mice

[StressieBessie @EPrecipice]

When talking about our agendas for the day, I told my 5yo I was a little nervous about a meeting I have today. He said, “Mama, I am nervous all the time. I know what to do.” So friends, here is all the advice he could fit into the drive to school:

[𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐧 @kaitlynscafe]

snowman pizza ☃️

[Irene ❤️‍🔥 @lillyswiftt13]

idk if taylor swift put cr@ck in all too well 10 min version or i am mentally ill cause i can’t stop listening to it

[sisley @SisleyM]

once i went to target to shop for friendsgiving. I lost my wallet & reported it missing. the target security told me they had 0 power, & to wait until the real police arrived. once i got my wallet back, they said it was the most eventful, exiting case they’d ever worked

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

nah this dudes a supervillain 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

i am retired in the sense that i was tired yesterday and today i am tired again

[eren @himniz]

@WholesomeMeme

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

white ppl be like “no u HAVE to try the meatballs from the furniture store”

[max @max_tslade]

whenever i'm feeling lonely i try to remember that i have a friend in the diamond business 💯

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

MCA

[shaunyy 💕 @shaunyyrenee_]

I really hate that I get these random waves of depression. Cus when ppl ask me what’s wrong I genuinely can’t explain. I just don’t want to be bothered.

[SJ @sarahjannetti_]

cool