Lawson Sisters

Life is full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and crazy-random-happenstance. In all those moments there's a sister - someone to point out your stupidity.

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

*Mir drinking Starbucks*
Mel: What are you drinking?
Mir: It's a blond flat white.
Mel: Like me...
Mir: You're not that blond.
#sistertruths #shesaiditfirst #starbucks

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

*Mir dropping something on her foot.*
Mir: Ow!
Mel: Again!? You're strugging with your feet, do you have diabetes?
Mir: I dropped something this time not kicked it. Also, I felt EVERYTHING. So no.

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Mir: What should I take to the dinner tonight if you're talking a salad?
Mel: Everyone else is a couple, so LET'S just take a salad.
#mysisterismyplusone #singlestruggles

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mir: "I'm pathetic. I'm 28 and still live at home with my parents."
Mel: *disgusted look* I'm 33 and live at home. However pathetic you are, I'm 5 years more pathetic. If this was a competition I'd lose."
Mir: "Or win depending on your perspective."

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mir: It's cold. You can be the big spoon.
Mel: I don't want to be a spoon! I'll be the chopstick next to the spoon.
#cuddleforwarmth #idowhatiwant #koreanized

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mir: You know some people's laugh is loud, but joyfully contagious. Mine, mine is just loud. Not joy inspiring.
Mel: Yeah, kinda like, *imitates loud laugh* "Oh my gosh! Duck for cover!"
Mir: Yeah....I hate it.
Mel: We love it!
#sistertruth #loudlaugher #atleastsomebodylovesme

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mir: I'm pear shaped.
Mel: At least you're not an Asian pear. You're a nice Bartlett!
Mir: Thanks?
#backhandedcompliment #sistertruth

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Mel: These cookies aren't as good as the use to be. Try it.
Mir: I dont want to!
Mel: TRY IT!
Mir: Fine....
#bossyoldersister #Ialwaysgivein #theyreallywerentverygood

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mir: How's your "Cajon" (aka burnt) grilled cheese?
Mel: Well, things with charcoal in them are really popular right now...this is probably cleansing.

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Mel *looking at the mail*: They spelled your middle name wrong. They spelled it with a Z.
Mir: *confused look* What do you mean?
Mel: *look of realization* Nevermind! I'm an idiot.
Mir: I was gonna say, Elizabeth does have a Z...

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*Mir standing over the sink, shoveling leftovers into her mouth from the serving spoon*
Mel: I'm judging you hardcore right now.
Mir: I know. I can see your judgement out of the corner of my eye. #judgeaway #harshtruth

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Mel: I'm trapping all my stinky farts under this blanket.
Mir: Oh good. They're bad!
Mel: We might have to burn this blanket though...

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Watching a Hallmark Christmas movie which is using fake bubbles instead of snow.
Mel: I'd rather dance in bubbles than snow.
Mir: *uncontrollable laughter*
Mel: What? Snow is cold....

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mir: When it comes to learning languages you are smarter than the average bear.
Mel: That's ridiculous, bears only know bear.
Mir:.......

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

*Looking for a parking space*
Mir: To bad we're not handicapped.
Mel: Speak for yourself! ... wait...

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Mir: English muffins sometimes smell like feet.
Mel: If my feet tasted like English muffins, I'd eat them.
Mir:... That's gross...

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Mel: I love these colors. Oatmeal, brown sugar, coffee... I basically want to wear breakfast.

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Mir: sometimes I throw Es on the ends of words cause in English we throw 'em around all willy-nilly.
Mel: E IS the vowel slut of English.

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

Mel: Being in a coma wouldn't be all bad. I mean, at least then I would stop picking my nails. Really it's the only way I'd stop.

[Lawson Sisters @SisterLaws]

It just feels right. #sushi meets #gamenight