The Sith's PR Gal

I'm the Sith PR gal. I make the Dark Side look even better than usual.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Building a palace at the site of one of the most traumatic events you've ever experienced is a perfectly valid life choice.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Look, folks, everyone has that time in their lives they'd rather forget. Some happen to have that time immortalized on film. Sorry, Vader.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

It's not every day that one's emo image is swept away with a few saber strokes. Thanks, #rogueoneastarwarsstory.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

I just wish they'd consulted me before picking their new poster boy. I feel like we've lost decades of progress and a hundred Badass Points.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

You know what you did, Acrux, and your head will always remind me.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

If I'm going to keep the remains of an enemy as a statement, I want to be able to identify who/what it was.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

I feel like decorating with the ashes of your foes is missing the whole point of having keepsakes.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Apparently, I need some heavy eyeliner and more Evanescence and My Chemical Romance up in here. It's all the rage.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

I feel like something major just happened. Did I miss something while I was asleep?

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Rainbows spontaneously appeared in the break room. It's a party!

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

#DragonCon is the preferred convention for all of my con needs and the folks of @SWatDC do a fantastic job. #ObligatoryPlug

[Star Wars at Dragon Con @SWatDC]

Thanks so much to everyone who's volunteered to be a panelist. If you want to be on a panel, let us know which ones: [email protected]

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Rumor has it that Ewoks may reappear in upcoming film releases. I guess it's time to dust off my cookbooks and ready my roaster.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

On this #EarthDay, remember that your planet has potential to be so much more. Once you embrace the hard truths, you will flourish.#VoteSith

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Did you think I had forgotten you? Oh no. I have just been plotting in the shadows, as one does. #JustSithThings

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

Sometimes you feel a certain sort of vindication. Thank you, @cracked. http://t.co/hnZXFiZaNm

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

@Terry_FireMedic I just grinned at the thought of the chaos that would cause. Good idea!

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

I'm currently accepting suggestions for evil acts to commit. I skimmed the headlines and they've taken some of my best ideas already.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

I'm concerned that our status as the Universe's bad guys is being lost. While we're not evil, it's the principle of the thing.

[The Sith's PR Gal @SithLordPR]

@RebelAlliancePR Fantastic. I'll just go ahead and pass that along. Where are you all located these days?