Scotty Prime

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Squirming Farage knows this is now a scandal that could end his chances of being PM.
Everyone, including his own supporters, knows his failure to declare a secret £5m bung from a Thailand-based crypto tycoon absolutely STINKS.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@BBCNews No-one just "gifts" a politician five million quid because they're a "fan". They always want something in return.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@Kalsarikannit63 @mikoh123 "Ugly bitch"? Classy. Reform really is a refuge for the absolute dregs of society.

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

It's not "just summer".

It's not "just weather".

It's not just a few hot days to complain about and then forget.

France, Spain, Portugal, the UK and other parts of Europe are facing extreme heat, with temperatures pushing well beyond what used to be considered normal for this time of year.

This is heat putting pressure on people, wildlife, water supplies, agriculture, energy systems and emergency services. It increases the risk of wildfires, heat illness and dangerous conditions for the most vulnerable.

The climate has always changed, but the speed, intensity and frequency of these extreme events are becoming a terrifying new reality.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@metoffice Weather's just gone bonkers! Gales and rain and lightning but still insanely hot! I think we broke the planet.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@Emolclause @JDVance Germany was surronded and pulverized by the Allies and the Soviets. Japan had 2 nukes dropped on them. There was no "negotiation" whatsoever.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@UncannyKam Hating on a movie no-one has even seen is extra retarded. You seriously need to get laid.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@BBCNews Crypto creep has done enough harm to this country. Time to retire and count his dirty money.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@jizzgaw @realmunchbob Oh yes!!! 😍

[cameron @jizzgaw]

@realmunchbob I see the vision

[munch!! 💚 @realmunchbob]

Richard Osman very rarely has a good take on anything but holy fuck he's cooking here. Why didn't I think of this???

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@realmunchbob He was the stand out on SNL UK. A real talent. He reminds me of John Sessions and Tony Slattery: clever, funny and mercurial.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@Nerdrotics Love the comic accurate suit. Was sick of the high tech Iron Spidey.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@Nerdrotics The Chibnal and RTD Disney era took place in the same shitty parallel universe as the Disney Star Wars universe, so they don't count as canon.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@Nerdrotics Wow! Capacity was MY Doctor. As good as Pertwee and Baker. The last "real" Doctor as far as I'm concerned.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@DFrancis1992 @BBCNews Believe it or not, his cancer diagnosis isn't about you.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@TechWorldInnov8 @SkyNews @cathynewman 🤡

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Trump's Iran war is one of the greatest strategic blunders in US history.

Analysis from Sky's @DominicWaghorn ⬇️ https://t.co/lrwck9jgJP

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@DoctorWhoPN Rusty 2.0 thought the Sonic was too "gun" like. He thought Davros was offensive to the disabled . Thank heavens he's finished destroying the show because the Daleks probably would've been redesigned as 7ft dildos.

[Scotty Prime @Sith_Elvis]

@AOC I guess at this stage in human history, we can agree that the bad guys have won.