Shell Shock Six

Being American is about taking a stand! Americans have always been known for being the cowboys, outlaws, and fighters... the rulebreakers.

[Shell Shock Six @SixShock]

22 Veterans a day commit suicide. We are working with Veterans organizations everywhere to change this number. https://t.co/mcdrSMQr0s

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Electricity is a great thing...
Without it , we'd be watching television by candlelight.
#ERCOT
#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris tell jokes?
His punch lines are deadly.
#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Haunted or Hoax. #BadNamesForDatingSites

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Why was the lawmakers so disgusted by the peasants?
They were revolting.
#Insurrection

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

iPhone Found Dead.
Later charged with battery.
#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

The ghost said, "If I make you breakfast in bed a simple "thank you" will do.
None of this "how did you get in my house?" nonsense.
#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Had a fight with an erection today...
I beat it single handedly.
#Joke
#Erection

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

He's a 9, with 6 pack abs and DMs you about crypto
Ignore her.
#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

She's a 10, but she has been dead for over a hundred years.

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

I finally have quit gambling...
I do cryptos now.

#joke
#Cryptocrash

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Why is hot friendlier than cold?
Because heat waves but cold snaps.
#Joke
#Heatwave

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

What are you going to do in the weekend?
"I'm going to buy glasses."

"And then what?"

"Then I'll see."

#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.
But it's Hard....
So Hard.

#Joke

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Military puns are funny...
Generally speaking, but only privately.

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

Three things I cannot stand:
* stupid people
* judgmental people
* double standards
* people who can't count
* lists
* irony

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

I knew my fetishes were getting out of hand, when I spanked a statue…

I had hit rock bottom.
#Joke
#LovenseOrgy

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter™️

#Joke

[Shell Shock Six @SixShock]

Say what you want about Alec Baldwin
But he's a straight shooter

[Longhorn Paranormal ™️ @LonghornPara]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

#Joke