the writer in charge of this scene: haha :) the audience will love this. what a fun parody. and the joke is that gosling is already a bird name! haha how silly and clever am i!
several hundred people on a niche part of twitter rearing in anger: You Have Four Seconds To Run.
FNaF theory names: God Victim, Will Despise, etc.
Deltarune theory names: toilet theory, piss and shit theory, gaster kisses you lovingly and caringly theory
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in space while we’re both are trying to save our respective planets from star eating algae)