nick (thing enjoyer)

qualifications: has a grill

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i wish there was a way to tell netflix "yes i like this type of movie, i just hate lena dunham"

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Cat update: cat

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Cat

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big lunch guy

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If you can't handle the time change twice a year you're a big baby

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That crack is structurally integral at this point I'm afraid if I fix the windshield my bumper is gonna fall off somehow

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security guard at the office told me the cops would give me a fixit ticket for my windshield if I didn't get it fixed as if I haven't had that crack since the weekend I met my now wife

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not beating the generic white guy allegations

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Weather hits 90 degrees and it's a 50/50 split on whether I'm listening to Phish or Sublime

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WHY CANT ANYONE ON LOVE ISLAND KISS NORMAL???

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How is this headshape created? In highschool we learned about foot binding - did this man deliberately alter his skull?

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Life Update: Went to rehab to get treatment. Truly sorry for any negativity I caused. Thank you to my family/friends who stood by me. Grateful to still work at Barstool. Proud of the changes I’ve made. Thank you @Diamondrecov3ry

DMs open for anyone struggling with mental health.

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E has the highest volume of water to drown myself in

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Florida. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

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I believe I have done exactly zero of these since?

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ran the work-airport-tournamentcity-airport-work play this weekend. don't know how many more of those I have in me

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sisyphus was doing a bit

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no capricorn

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I once had to direct my wife to a wooden box that contained Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth and I will never live it down

[Gianna 🪽 @darkscaryswamp]

how do I explain to my mom over the phone that I need her to go into my room, grab the green binder, and look for a card called mossborn hydra? Idk if she can process that

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bread

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Mike Rogers also sucks, btw

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here's the thing - ALL of the Dems in the MI SEN primary suck

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People going crazy over delta getting rid of drink service on flights under ~1 hour (and adding full service for mid length flights)

People just love to express outrage over literally anything

[Real America's Voice (RAV) @RealAmVoice]

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Make seniors pay More property taxes