Bernie

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Tee Higgins checking twitter after going for 11-157 and only seeing himself getting juked tf out by Travis Hunter on a play that didn’t even count

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Picture Perfect.
Teach Tape.

Not late, helmet to the side, hit him in the chest, brace the fall with arms so you don’t get the dreaded “body weight” flag.

Perfection.

[Sam Alberti 🪏 @sam_alberti]

guardian cap breaks this up

[Oliver Sherouse @OliverSherouse]

I've decided that I'm just going to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks when it's not part of the quote. The rule is wrong, and I'm just not going to do it.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

In 2007, Lionel Messi held a baby for a photo shoot. That baby grew up to be Spanish soccer star Lamine Yamal!

19 years later, Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal are set to face off in the 2026 FIFA World Cup Final between Spain and Argentina!

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Life without instagram is so peaceful

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

I’m gonna miss Zlatan. He should do the news or something.

“Some people died. Some people refused to. It might rain tomorrow. Be smarter or faster than water.”

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

I Feel It Coming but he just Feels It Coming

[ris @riskyfcb_]

just turned 22

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[JABBA1GER @JABBRWONGR]

imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine

[r @shorty2kiss]

found a man with the same personality as me, this bitch is annoying as fuck

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that