𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑

" 𝙉 𝙤 𝙬 𝙄 ' 𝙢 𝙖 𝙣 𝙜 𝙧 𝙮 . "

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

"ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍᴇɴ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴀɴ.
ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ʀᴇʙᴜɪʟᴅ ɪᴛ."
𒁁𒁍𒁁𒁍𒁁𒁍𒁁𒁍𒁁𒁍

🕭 ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴍɪɴᴏᴛᴀᴜʀ ᴄʜɪᴇꜰᴛᴀɪɴ.

🕭 ɴꜱꜰᴡ.

🕭 ʟᴇᴡᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ.

🕭 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.

『♡ + ↻』

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

You brought your new [+2] Armor to his dungeon?

𝐂 𝐔 𝐓 𝐄 .

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Left your window open? How careless.

Don't forget to cancel any plans you have for the night.

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

A sneak peek of the lv 10 class advancement exam:

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

There's something about watching them try to walk on those shaking, well-plowed legs...

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Always an easy Summoner's Rift game with him when the other team hits the bullbait brain fog.

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Ever wondered why elves go into the dungeon but rarely come out?

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

How the other bot duo be like when he pulls up in lane:

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

This is your monster-breeding propaganda for today.

Remember, crimes against monster-kind must be paid in cum, blood, and servitude.

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

And if they flip muses without telling you, so you gotta go through the history. 🔍

I've got favourites, let me favour you across dimensions. 😡

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

If we've chatted before, let me know when you hit me with an alt 🫡

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

If she can hold out, he'll fuck her in front of her citizens as the real prank and she can cum all over their dumbstruck faces!

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗮 - 𝐋𝐕 𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍 @BadEndProtag]

HhnNnNn. . .

. . . but does she REALLY have to bother with this prank, then? Can’t she just fold and worship them like a monster-whore she is. . . ? 💦

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Just get in the bush and give up that cash, crushing you again will complete my next item!

You can check your stats while you wait for a respawn can run back for another feed. 😏

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Good thing she had a monster close-by to 'support' her during her holiday speech.

[𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗮 - 𝐋𝐕 𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍 @BadEndProtag]

You know, humans can be kind of swee—

. . . kind of SwEEEH. . .

swehHahHh. . .

. . . ugh. Just TRYING to say this is harder than she thought.

Screw the prank holiday.

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Too many monsters out there, overpopulation is real! He'll do his part and get a vasectomy. 🥹

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

What, she's never taken the opportunity to get in touch with her own body?

Just lie back and he'll give her a taste...

[🪼🫧⭍ not active. @FXSHTITS]

Please overstim a creature who has no idea what it feels like!

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Getting boots to int faster? That braincell does some good work when dick is on the line!

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

He'll see her back in lane in a few! Buy some new gear so her body lasts longer this time around 🙄

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

There's egg hunting today?

He'll have to visit the congregations and sniff out the ovulating prey!

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

@Versatile_Elves How about a fledgling elvish knight, either a little too confident or too anxious about her abilities? A character with some heavier armor isn't something I've seen in the list, so far.

[𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 @Sizeabull]

Might make some lists 🤔