androideyesocket

stand back I'm a professional

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

It’s always funny when the anti-communists pick the Khmer Rouge, the sole “communist” regime that had US/CIA support, and which was ultimately crushed by the communists in Vietnam.

[swagcat @swagkittycatz]

"Toilets is for kids!"
toilet:

[gembia @gembia2]

how it feels when theres Nothing to do with your best friend

[sonic forces fan @SonicForcesFam]

how mario fans look at you when you say mario kart world is bad

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

@HapistRitler I noticed there are a couple terms in your username that could be considered far-right dogwhistles, just wanted to let you know so you could change it before anyone got the wrong idea!

[androideyesocket @SizedMac]

@RepJackKimble good thing there are no idiots in congress right now!

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

u mind if the sexual giggler stays with us until he gets back on his feet financially

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

The meeting lasted 15 minutes

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

This is what happens if you get flagged as a "mega pervert" user, typically from spending a long time on pornographic websites.

[Trassel ❀トラセル 🇫🇮 @trasselvardias]

You can detect AI generated images from errors in perspective, lighting, dimensions and structure.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Had a dream some guy got hung and he stayed alive for 3 months by eating m&ms in his pocket

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[Fila @felouria]

Shoegaze is a novelty genre, sounds cool in theory but only like 5 good shoegaze bands exists

[steak @communicat1022]

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

[androideyesocket @SizedMac]

Im in Xinjiang province getting high on pills usually reserved for misbehaving wildfowl doing martial arts you can only learn from forgotten scrolls

[androideyesocket @SizedMac]

@memechaotic YouTube revanced, androids winning

[androideyesocket @SizedMac]

@EpicMasterChief fascinating, I usually measure microwave using skill by using the minimum ammount of button presses as opposed to time spent, and sneer at my family for pressing one more button than the least possible

[androideyesocket @SizedMac]

@NeoconBorys they do have an explanation for this, they think Judaism is like a secret religion that's not what everyone else thinks it is and jews actually worship demons, and they believe in a karma system where if the goyim don't do anything abt the hints they drop they have permission

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

my penis made a wheezing noise then fell off onto the ground