Tiwe

Team Skinny Applicant, Nutella's favourite, Digital Analyst, TV Addict, Mommybean, Woolieslover and changing the world with #LoveandHellokittybows

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

I keep hearing a baby crying and when I check Ntsiki he is on dream fifty eleven. I’m assuming it’s Sivu saying hello

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

This happened to @geesonic and I when we were in Bloem we were both very confused

[Siyabulela Nomoyi @S_Nomoyi]

Pick n Pay is not a serious store.

They asked me to punch in my SmartShopper number, they don't scan the barcode. 16 numbers? 🤧

You telling me people do that every time!? Jokers

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Whenever I see twin babies I get a little sad cause what do you mean Sivu bowed out

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

😂😂😂😂😂 I just asked Nutella to let me know how far her bus is she said that she just saw a sign that says Johannesburg ⬆️ Fochville ⬅️ like babes where is that in relation to you arriving at the bus stop she’s still my favourite

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Songi just asked what I’m getting her brother for Christmas my baby we haven’t got past his birthday you want to know what’s happening in December can I breathe please

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

I was saying to Ntsiki that I’m sure he is going to call my mom to tell her that I woke him. Did my mom not call to ask how we are doing

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

My issue with the crib is that now I must get out of the bed I’ll take a foot to the face over me getting out of bed

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

he said IMMEDIATELY NO

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

#Humblebrag oh may this quick shopping trip locate me I promise I’ll be good

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

My tiktok has entered into something out of my tax bracket 😭but I love it there 🥺

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

The thing that I miss most about Sivu is the normalcy his physical existence brought. He was only 4 months old but my life made some sense. Right now I’m driving in gear 5 in a gear 1 situation

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Sometimes the #beansisters seem to understand that Sivu isn’t coming back other times they’ll ask when is he arriving like and that makes me very sad

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

My ironing hate is on the same level as my pondo hate

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Sometimes when I change Ntsiki’s nappy I wonder how he managed to keep all of that poop in and why is it so smelly like you are the length of my lower arm and maybe 9kgs but your butt smells deadly

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

But now @McDonalds_SA last week Friday you forgot to pack my apple juice. This afternoon I asked twice if the apple juice is packed colour me surprised when I got home and I can’t find the apple juice why do you want me to fight with my kids

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Driving in Joburg in December💯💯💯💯

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Extinct species fr! Hii ndio mood all December😎

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

One of the craziest things about grief is that when the girls tell me they miss their brother I have to listen to them tell me about the dreams they had about him. Or what they think Jesus is doing with him

[Eggquan Targaryen 🇵🇸 @DapoElCapo]

This shit mean something to real niggss and real niggas only.

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Sitting at my dining table without a table cloth. I am so lazy to pull it out but also can hear my mom shouting at it about it

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

It’s so weird to talk about Sivu in pass tense like how is that fair

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

Today I asked at my local @WOOLWORTHS_SA why I don’t see the less 30% meat anymore they were like babes people loiter before it come out this is not only an economic indicator but is annoying me

[Tiwe @Sizepea]

The fact that I have to know how to speak phonics and answer why we have private parts is crazy to me