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every...........body............pay.........attention.

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My new bitch bad her name is Wendy Balsam

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@_2Pack I’m going to need you to not rep the Packers if you’re going to speak this way

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You are far more likely to get disrespected at a local coffee shop than on the bus. But people are afraid of the bus

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@serbianhusband Jenna Marbles sexual Wednesday

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I wouldn’t do sex tourism, but if I were to do sex tourism it would be in Armenia because that’s the kind of guy I am

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@teddyarlington The History of Concrete is good

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No one told the Romans that the empire had collapsed. One day they just realized the monorail wasn’t running anymore

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Jordan’s in Indy is the funniest chain ever man. 100 locations and none of them have any relation to another. Half run by Arabs the other half by Mexicans. Quality varies wildly. All of them ripping off the original Jordans that never copyrighted the name. It’s the Wild West here

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Listening to Burial is like watching 3 movies

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Jordan Love needs a new head coach and if Mike Tomlin is willing to TNT his entire Minecraft server, I for one, would gladly welcome him to Packers Nation

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@ripflexxico @slug_christ Carti used to sit at the weirdo table

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@sighswoon Not to be rude but the lack of rugs makes this look like the global south

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I must be loyle to my capo

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I’m just going to say it now and get it over with. I hope Roko’s Basilisk rapes me in the matrix for eternity.

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Why bother texting my insolent ass drug dealer when my family dog has a Gabapentin prescription?

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Sports media is a disease. I know full grown men who have para social soulbonds with Mina Kimes and Erin Andrews

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@ESPNInsights They are calling it the ugliest win ever

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@17_perv Ball knower

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@ItsmindofJson Type

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@RevolutionNak We can tell