Sam Storrs

[Sam Storrs @SjStorrs]

I will be running in my undies this February in support of efforts to raise funds to find a cure for NF!
Check it out: https://t.co/boJd7Ype8p

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The President now has a pre–existing condition and would be denied medical coverage under his own plan.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The perfect ad doesn’t ex— https://t.co/zngLM0JEgV

[Adam Feldman @FeldmanAdam]

I get the temptation to give to McGrath tonight, but that race is a waste of resources. Send to Bullock, Greenfield, Harrison, Cunningham, Gideon, Ossoff and Hickenlooper.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Told that you can’t just take out major US states from the pandemic totals for the US, Trump says, “I’m just saying...”, then repeats how we’d look good if we took out New York.

[Adav Noti @AdavNoti]

The Chair of the @FEC — the head of the only government agency dedicated to enforcing election law — is actively promoting the President’s re-election campaign on social media.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The stock market is not the same thing as the economy.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

A @JoeBiden presidency cannot come soon enough.

[Sam Storrs @SjStorrs]

@AshworthBen I agree, but it’s still a banger.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Sam Storrs @SjStorrs]

All the evidence is in the public record. https://t.co/8sMzFEpRx4

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Remember in school when someone would stand up & give a book report? And it would be obvious almost immediately that they had not read the book? So they repeated stupid phrases (it was a beautiful book) and just made stuff up? Ladies & Gentleman I bring you the Trump Presidency.

[L @7eandra]

Those who have stayed inside, wore masks in public, and socially distanced during this entire pandemic are the same people who are used to doing the whole group project by themselves

[Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy]

The President votes by mail.

The Vice President votes by mail.

The Attorney General votes by mail.

The Secretary of Education votes by mail.

The President's campaign manager votes by mail.

They’re lying to you because they’re scared of you.

[jo @whatsJo]

government: stop

everyone: *drops*

government: “Shut em down”
*opens up shops*

everyone: oh. no.

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

At this point, people are defending Trump like fans defend a perennial loser in the NFL. They know he's shit, but they bought all the damn t-shirts & hats.

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

👀 @BadgerFootball is out here doing more with "less"

See how many 4 & 5 star recruits each of the AP top 10 schools have on their rosters. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Sam Storrs @SjStorrs]

@lauren_bav The “Stormy” jokes are particularly terrific.