Sjakie #1

Independent film critic. Amateur goalkeeper. All views those of the Women's Institute, Kensington branch.

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[James Meadway @meadwaj]

None shall escape

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Batman: *hits delete on the Epstein files as the music swells* The truth would tear them apart

Alfred: yeh did the roight thing mista wayne

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

@willmenaker Of course this is set on the canals of Amsterdam - the Dutch are still the only ones boring enough to lap this shit up.

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

Scream 7 is total fucking slop. Poor filmmaking and acting all round. The fact anyone admits to liking that movie is incredibly embarrassing and it does make me judge you, your taste in film, and your morals.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Do they not cover sickle cell and malaria in school anymore or something

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

When people talk about “biological racial differences” you can rest assured that they are not referring simply to population level environmental adaptations in skin pigmentation and disease resistance emergent at certain locations depending on which diseases are there or how much sunlight those areas typically experience and I promise you don’t need to play devil’s advocate for them

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

@emopunkgrrrl One of them might actually be good!

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

@Freewheeler12 Sinisalo is not a number 1. He's a third keeper at best.

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

Schmeichel took an absolute bollocking from the fans last season, by the way - why so quiet on this? The guy is a poor substitute goalkeeper - going into a season with Sinisalo as your number 1 is suicidal.

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

Sinisalo couldn't catch a fucking cold, jesus christ. He moves in slow motion.

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

Forced to act by months of strikes and protests - typical that collective politics gets minimised here. This was not some brave moral stance Meloni initiated.

[Humanity💖 @m_nawaz9]

🚨 Breaking News: A 49-year-old woman has become the biggest headache for 76-year-old Netanyahu.
​Meloni: "Italy has suspended all defense agreements with Israel. We oppose Netanyahu's illegal war; we must stop him at all costs."
​Netanyahu deserves this treatment or punishment

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

@cannibality Sadly winter was his Achilles' heel.

[hattie trismegistus @modernenaree]

the romanticist beauty of rdr2's landscape is completely wasted on Gamers so all they are able to say about the game is "realism" above short videos of them doing dumb bullshit

[Rayo Vallecano FR 🇫🇷 @RayoFrance_]

Le Celtic est un club immense. Que ce soit pour ces sujets-là, ou autre comme la Palestine, ils sont très souvent du bon côté de l’histoire

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

@coleraineyid It's always Kiss, for some reason these people think Kiss is the most amazing music that everyone simply has to steal.

[Sega Dreamcast Info @CombyLaurent1]

The mystery of Commando 2 on Dreamcast is finally solved: yes, it ran on SEGA's final console

The ISO won't be available for at least 5 or 6 months, as there's still work to do

In the meantime, you can discover and test around 30 unreleased games below:

https://t.co/y1RLQXSiPs

[Bart Mol @Bart_Mol]

Me explaining AI to friends

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Gavin Newsom when homeless people:

[Sjakie #1 @SjaakFu]

Does anyone fancy a trip to desecrate Dobby's grave? https://t.co/Upj3caalWg