Stephanie

I am unfortunately all Panic, and no Disco.

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

On the phone with someone today and they go “okay that’s I as in……Eye.”

Lemme stop you there because I cannot process what you just said.

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Everyone: That’s such a dumb marketing scam it’ll never work.

Me: So I purchased a 6 month subscription to bark box because you got a free dog bed with it….

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

#NewProfilePic Since I’m no longer a blonde I guess I should update social media.

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

How do I own four pairs of black leggings and that still not be enough?

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Just remembered bagels and cream cheese exist, so now it’s off to the grocery store to get some

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Why does traveling need money?

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

@kristiwuuut4 So far she just made me submit a blank discussion board making me look like an idiot 😂

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Dogs step on your laptop and manage to submit an assignment, close twelve tabs and change all the settings. Send help

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

I have a love/hate relationship with living alone🙃

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Just remembered I tried to Scoot my dog over last night while sleeping and she fell off the bed😅😅 horrible dog mom

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

“A McDouble but one Patty please”
Why is my brain like this?🤦🏼‍♀️

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Free coffee is the best coffee, even if it meant buying lots of coffee to get the free one ☕️♥️

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

If you are sliding into my dms for your own financial gain, do not start by acting like you care how I’ve been.

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

This weeks been a mess and to make it better I somehow went to work without mascara on and that look is just strangeeee so yay me🙂

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Social media doing the based on your follows or you might like needs to stop. I’m over here trying to figure who this random person on my timeline is…

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

@kristiwuuut4 @ricsauceda Yes please delete

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

How do you stop reading work emails as passive aggressive and assuming that you have made them mad? Asking for a friend.

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Is Chips and queso too much to ask

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

Clock strikes midnight, my Apple Watch: Here’s your January fitness challenge💪🏼

[Stephanie @Sjanda96]

What does all my Tylenol in the house run out at the same time? Bedroom, kitchen, and purse all running low. K.