Sarah Jayne

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@johndad88 @BBCiPlayer Same…absolutely fuming!!

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

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[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

Why don’t they realise on #LoveIslandAllStars that peoples heart rates rise when they’re uncomfortable! Makes so much sense why some of their heart rates were risen by exes.

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@JamesBesanvalle Absolutely

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

God I love Callum #LoveIslandAllStars

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@brassoteach Where is this? I work in education and we never have anything like this. This wouldn’t form any part of an Ofsted inspection either so why is the headteacher wasting time on this!

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@ShakyWoon Big foot is very obviously Alex Brooker

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

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[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam I just found this long piece of string/cotton in my gluten free cereal!! Got stuck in my teeth!!

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

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[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

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[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

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[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@antanddec my father and mother in law are called Keith and Linda and this joke is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@NoContextBrits Forrest Wank

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@jewkesyno4 @peejay4961 @WMPolice We’ve walked past the main road trying to figure it out. There’s no emergency. That whole car park filters out onto a tiny street that is traffic light controlled onto a single carriage road that is busy with trams and taxis on. Lights stay on about 10 seconds

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@jewkesyno4 @QPark_UK Very much doubt it! We’ve got a 3 hour drive when we finally get out!

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@jewkesyno4 @QPark_UK Road totally gridlocked so no one’s moving. We left the car and went for a walk. We’ve got family still in car park on L4 and they’ve only just moved out of their space. Fucking joke!

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@ianfitzgerald87 @QPark_UK We’ve been there over an hour. Arena show and piss poor planning!!

[Sarah Jayne @Sjbirkin]

@MartinSLewis The Lidl and/or Aldi salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps are amazing. Like posh but not posh and quite strong

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke