Lennart Hjelme

YNWA

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

This might be the greatest video I’ve ever watched. 👏🇳🇴

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The best advert you will see all year 😂🤣

[OleKristoffer @OleKristofferE]

Jeg er ikke blank i øynene.

Jeg lover.

[Petter Veland @PetterVeland]

Tirsdag 28. april 2026, er det datoen som blir stående (på ubestemt tid) som datoen da verdens beste fotballkamp ble spilt...?

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

I don't think there's a hat-trick in football history that came even close to this.

[Lennart Hjelme @Sjefolain1]

@SmpHelge Ble feil å ikke angripe et usikkert Brann lag. Lar dem få selvtillit.

[Lallana_20 @SalamLFC]

This goal has be voted as the best team goal in Premier League history👍
60 second of football without a missed pass ,the timing and movement was prefect♥️

[Daniel Vassbund @Smoothedan]

Litt sen til festen. Når harde midtstoppere holder på sånn her, helt uten konsekvenser, kan vi faktisk legge ned.

[Fotballparodier @fotballparodier]

Viaplay: Kjøp Premier League!

- Pris?

Viaplay: 749,-

- Kan flere se kamp samtidig?

Viaplay: Nei

- Innad i husstanden vel?

Viaplay: Nei

- Norsk studio?

Viaplay: Sjelden

- Så færre eksperter på høye lønninger?

Viaplay: Nei

- Mindre reklame?

Viaplay: Nei

- Så fysisk studio uten green screen?

Viaplay: Nei

- Minimalt med tekniske feil?

Viaplay: Nei

- Deal 🤗❤️

[Fotballandslaget @nff_landslag]

MIC’D UP ERLING🎙️🤣

Join him for a 🇳🇴session!

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🔁 RT if you think 🇳🇴 @AbraJonas is the Super-combative of the #TDF2025!

🔁 RT si vous pensez que 🇳🇴 Jonas Abrahamsen est le Super-combatif du #TDF2025 !

[Per Tho Angell @Per2Angell]

Karl Geiger snakker om at norsk juks må få konsekvenser.
Det er neppe urimelig.

Men i hoppmiljøet snakkes det også mye om denne offensive dressvarianten.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Trump's demands to Zelenskyy (the defender):

1) Formal apology
2) Give up the minerals
3) Hold elections even though Ukrainian law forbids it
4) Declare Russia as the non-aggressor
5) Give up all the temporarily occupied territories to Russia

Trump's demands to Putin (the aggressor):

Absolutely nothing.

This cannot be stressed enough - Trump is allied with Putin.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I would like to reiterate Ukraine’s commitment to peace.

None of us wants an endless war. Ukraine is ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible to bring lasting peace closer. Nobody wants peace more than Ukrainians. My team and I stand ready to work under President Trump’s strong leadership to get a peace that lasts.

We are ready to work fast to end the war, and the first stages could be the release of prisoners and truce in the sky — ban on missiles, long-ranged drones, bombs on energy and other civilian infrastructure — and truce in the sea immediately, if Russia will do the same. Then we want to move very fast through all next stages and to work with the US to agree a strong final deal.

We do really value how much America has done to help Ukraine maintain its sovereignty and independence. And we remember the moment when things changed when President Trump provided Ukraine with Javelins. We are grateful for this.

Our meeting in Washington, at the White House on Friday, did not go the way it was supposed to be. It is regrettable that it happened this way. It is time to make things right. We would like future cooperation and communication to be constructive.

Regarding the agreement on minerals and security, Ukraine is ready to sign it in any time and in any convenient format. We see this agreement as a step toward greater security and solid security guarantees, and I truly hope it will work effectively.

[Einar Tørnquist @EinarTornquist]

Alt du trenger å vite om valg av kaptein og visekaptein den kommende FPL-runden.

[Lennart Hjelme @Sjefolain1]

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

[Helge Skuseth @SmpHelge]

AaFK er virkelig i deep shit - allerede. Ikke bare har de tapt to på rad, mot to nyopprykkede lag, men i begge kampene har de også fått rødt kort! Slik kan det IKKE fortsette. Dette kan ende med et nytt nedrykk. Og det er ingen løsning å sparke treneren. Stallen er elendig!

[Lennart Hjelme @Sjefolain1]

@DavyWathne Sandviken var vel høye på seg selv etter å ha slått kjendislaget Årdal FK i helgen. Sovet med autografen til Truls Hovland under puta. 😉

[Lennart Hjelme @Sjefolain1]

@SmpHelge Mål preger kamper, sa en klok mann.