Shawn Jenkins

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

@Pattycore287 yo what you doin, being my grandpa, man?

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

I'm that guy that makes faces of sheer terror when I get the chance to fly through a green light at an off ramp from the interstate

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

A typical acre of Florida land produces an average revenue of three cents per year in falling cocaine bales.

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

"Hey I'm awkward as hell when talking to someone new, how about you?"

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

What a great day for anxiety to kick in on top of no sleep

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

$227.50 for rolling a stop sign at 1am with no one around is a load of bull shit

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's Wednesday...

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

Got to crawl in the underbelly of an aircraft and do maintenance to keep it in flying condition. This job, #ICanDigIt

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

Only Wednesday? Crap...

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

Hit a bird at 50 MPH. Feathers. Everywhere.

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

Wait a second.. what's a tweeter?

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

Come on, now I know know Kings of Leon over there is in on this! #UseSomebody

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Man, it's tired in here.

[Jordan Howle @JordanHowle]

Morgan Freaking Freeman!!!!

[Luke kendall @Lukeismetal]

A wise man once said, "I used to think like a child, reason like a child, & an act like a child. Then I became a man and grew a mustache."

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

I will NEVER understand those people that link tweeter and facebook. If I cared about your tweets I would read your twitter #100tweets

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

@Josh_Dunning and by the transitive property, I'm done with calculus as well #math

[Shawn Jenkins @Sjenkinscbu]

You only live once #iloveyogurt @Josh_Dunning @MountDestiny @thejeremygriff @Nicolas_Griffin #yetperiod