Sean Shuttleworth

Killed two mice in two unrelated incidents years apart from each other.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

There is a lot I don’t know.
Most of it, in fact.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

The new pope gonna vote by mail or what

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

It’s wrong again.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

Well, at least the clock in my car is the correct time again.

Actually, it’s now 12 hours off, but closer.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

Well, at least the clock in my car is the correct time again.

Actually, it’s now 12 hours off, but closer.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

Ok, so the Santa tracking people call the shots now?

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

-I just ate a fancy sauce that tasted very specifically like my Lite-Brite smelled as a kid.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

Still hasn’t happened.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

If things change permanently there is a serious chance that we may not ever witness another flash mob ever again.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

@jak_501 Hold on to this one. I want to hear it next time you come through.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

I wonder what Mr. Cole would have to say about all of this.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

Well, at least the clock in my car says the correct time again.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

I graduated with my masters degree 4 years ago this week and now I cut hair 6 days a week for a living. Best career move I ever made.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

I try to not share too many personal things online. That way I can bombard you with too much personal information in person.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

@mariemueller41 I squat corrected.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

There’s no good way to lick an ice cream scoop clean.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

@Superherologist True Grit (2010)

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

So snow ice cream is ok, but everyone has a problem with my rainwater lemonade. What’s the deal with the double standard?

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

@Spam_Wrly Like 5 thumbs or 5 middle fingers?

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

@lana_naumann Just had a flashback of doing the same thing with the hard piece of plastic on inside of my 6th grade binder.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

I like that spicy toothpaste.

[Sean Shuttleworth @Sjuan_Chuttwrth]

@blackxparty Not if you look for other suns in the form of constellations and the norther star. They represent passing time as well.