A guy on the train is on the phone to his sister, telling her how he didn't eat toast this morning because she'd have toast at hers. She said she'd have some ready when he got there, but then he brought up that she killed his fish.
This better be the best toast he's ever eaten.
Just found this new subreddit.. I have to say as an active redditor this might be my new favourite subreddit (NOT A JOKE!), it’s amazing to find a community of like minded individuals who take to the same pleasures as myself. https://t.co/d2EhvWYPvm
Looking out of my second story window at the horizon and there is not a hint of a curve. I can't believe people still think the world is round. #doingitforfreedom
HORSE VIDEO MIGHT HAVE BEEN A FALSE FLAG OPERATION! 🤯‼️
A YouTuber managed to contact the man named in the video’s captions, and the man claims he didn’t touch that horse! 🐴
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