The 2026 gym membership is not paid in dollars.
It is paid in months of your life, in Stripe screenshots you will never have, and in the belief that the next $497 is finally the one.
Save this. You will need it next week.
A vibe-coded landing page selling a $497 "AI Agents Mastery" course is the 2026 version of a January gym membership.
Same scam. New skin. And you keep buying.
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Before the next $497 leaves your account, ask two questions:
β Has this person done the thing for paying clients?
β Or are YOU the only client?
If you cannot answer in five seconds, you are food.