West, Adam 🇸🇪

a brief bio on me. grumpy, NERD, introvert, sarcastic, snarky, dyslexic, unsocial. coffee drinking cat lover.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

okay so if anyone cares. i am sarcastic, i am snarky, i got dyslexia, i am introverted, i like coffee, food, cats, video games, i use AI to make random things and i am OPEN about it being made by AI. i have depression and anxiety. if this cuts off push the more button?.
the date of birth on my profile is correct. i was born 1973. i am single, i am Swedish, i live in Sweden, i am not as forward in real life as i am on internet, i am very bad at taking hints, and if i DO actually understand it as a hint i get suspicious about what you want from me because i have been burned way to many times to count. online i just treat girls/women as a close friend and/or enemy? frenemy?. not as someone i am interested in. because said girl/woman probably already have a significant other so it's better to just treat them as a close friend and/or enemy? frenemy?. and i am REALLY bad at checking if i get chat/instant messages on twitter/x/whatever the name is this weekend. if there is anything else you want to know if you managed to read this wall of text, you could just ask, i might answer if i notice the question.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@Jaynibobs now why does boo the cat look like he is plotting the untimely demise of something fragile

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@Jaynibobs maybe all three?

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@Jaynibobs if i didnt want to be poked back i wouldnt poke you from time to time in the first place 😎

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@GlitterStar669 soo just another monday then?

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@Jaynibobs im staying, youre fun. 🫡

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@IvystormVt_ no.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@Nox_Daemon so coffee, extra strong, black, no milk, no sugar?

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@GlitterStar669 i am sure you will get there my dear. everyone started small (even if they dont want to confess to that)

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

Indiana Jones hunts a fancy box while Nazis try to steal it. There are snakes, traps, punching, and questionable archaeology. The Nazis open the box and immediately discover that some treasures are better left unopened. Turns out they really Ark-ed the wrong box. 🐍

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@misty_horizons yes!

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@Nox_Daemon they are judging you. silently. with malice. make sure everything fragile and precious is safe.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@GlitterStar669 okay that's it! you ARE a kunoichi. 😋
now all you need is a ninja-to (a short sword), a blowpipe, some poison darts, some shuriken and a bag of smoke bombs.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@majorgeeks soo business as usual then?

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@GlitterStar669 that looks almost like you are preparing for a late night assassination mission as a kunoichi with fashion.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@natsuko_vtuber welcome to the madness 24/7

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@CountDraculaDB Cousin Boris, that keeps showing up every blue moon with moonshine that is guaranteed to not make you turn green until the third bottle.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@WeebyRevy should we start running now or start running later?

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@TrashPandaRei the only difference is we don't get rabies from you. we hope.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@Nox_Daemon the end of the world. oh wait never mind that was last weekend. carry on.

[West, Adam 🇸🇪 @Skaldond]

@Nox_Daemon operation clubbed seal: status 100% successful.