Skank Tank Probs

virgins to skanks...we all got problems...and 99% of them are men.

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What do you think it means when you find a condom wrapper in between your mattress and box spring? #Slut

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While sexting... "you think he's legit laying there stroking it?.... or is on a walk too?" #shitlaurensays

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When you see a girl with an average profile pic with over 250 likes: "That deserves 12 like....At Most!" #ShitLaurenSays

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You may have sucked some dick that weekend, but you definitely didn't meet anyone. #SingleLife #ProudWhore #PassTheCupcake

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"I don't want to have sex in front of the tortoise..." #DatingLife #ItsComplicated

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"Glad you knew I had a finger in my ass before I did." #roommateprobs #assvirgin

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I'm a #whore... I just realized I've had sex with 5 of the guys that have liked my fb profile pic. :/ #singlegirlprobs

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"Glad that #cupcake got the #dick taste out of my mouth." #singlelife #girlprobs

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I only touched his penis on the outside of his pants so it doesn't count. #SingleLife

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When a guy says "I just wanna cuddle"....sure you do.... with your dick in my mouth. #likeavirgin #letsbehonest #singleprobs #cuddleprobs

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There's still hope for a relationship, even though I consistently reheat the leftovers with exes, right?! Wait, I'm not #Jennyfromtheblock

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Drowning my sexual frustrations in a big glass of #Patron on #NationalTequilaDay.

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I'd like a giant flamingo float. And a mini flamingo float for my beverage. That will be all. #musthave #itstoohot

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#goals

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Bestie: "Ex" was def with "slut" last weekend. She was in his snap last night.
Me: Gross. She's too young. Fuck that bitch. #friendresponses

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Well seeing as I cleaned house, changed my sheets, and shaved, looks like no male visitors tonight. #storyofmylife #mommajustwantssomelovin

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Convo while viewing tinder profiles
Me to friend: He likes to fish. He could catch something for you!
Friend: Yeah, hopefully not chlamydia.

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If you have a guy sending you "eating #vagina memes" but cant get him to come over to cuddle, #YouMakeHaveAProblem #SingleProbs #NoVagForYou

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This drought is too real. #CanIGetAnAmen #MenInSuits #DressedToImpress #DressedToUndress

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Duh. #Poolboy, where you at? Wait, I need a #sugardaddy first... #anytakers http://t.co/vH7YNQjXUk