You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s
There are no Arby’s locations in heaven, because there is no such thing as heaven. There are neumerous Arby’s locations in hell, because this is hell.
Enjoy Arby’s
This 9-11, go ahead and get that abortion. Your dad’s distracted watching the flag or whatever the fuck he’s doing over there.
Also, never forget the arbys.
Today, take comfort the fact that all your friends suffering from alcohol poisoning right now were gonna die someday soon anyway.
Please continue to enjoy Arby’s
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."
Stephen Hawking 🌒⭐ thank you for your efforts in science and to further the advancement of our species you truly lived in purpose 🌏✌#stephenhawking
Arby’s for breakfast
Arby’s at noon
Eternal oblivion
Will come for you soon
Arby’s for dinner
Cocaine and gin
There is no god
And this is the end
Please continue enjoying Arby’s