Skankles

I'm a pair of ankles that are just too skinny for words. Pity me, Calgary. I've never found a shoe that didn't emphasize my petite nature. Grande Sigh!

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

It was a DEEPLY depressing night at the office. That poor grape! He was a goner.

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

Hey @CEOCandyJar, passed you by in the office the other day. You're looking a little lonely. And hungry. Happy New Year anyway.

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

The answer to everything?

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

"They're like two saplings blowing in the wind, with nothing to support them..." #Skankles

[Meghan Grant @CBCMeg]

I'm concerned, @CEOCandyJar is following @SkanklesYYC but if they become too chummy, #skankles will cease to exist..@nadia_stewart @tfcbccgy

[Ziad 😷 Fazel 🇨🇦🇺🇦💉 @ZiadFazel]

@CBCMeg @CEOCandyJar @SkanklesYYC @nadia_stewart @tfcbccgy Nobody covers imminent crisis better than you guys. Break out the "BREAKING:"

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

Only wait.... #1 is OBVIOUSLY not us. This is actually quite disturbing. Did you know this in advance @CBCMeg??? http://t.co/xCTjc9uwTn

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

Look we made the Urban Dictionary! http://t.co/xCTjc9uwTn

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

@CBCMeg @CEOCandyJar @nadia_stewart @tfcbccgy Skankles will just have to change her name to Cankles. No biggie.

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

@nadia_stewart Just trying to help.

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

Cankles ARE Fankles, @nadia_stewart #SpeakingTruth2Power

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

What about you, Mr. @dave_waddell?? Do you have Cankles or #Skankles? Or as the amazing @nadia_stewart is pondering "Fankles" ... ?

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

OMG!!! HASTAG SKANKLES!!!! I mean, #Skankles!!!!

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

What about Chairman Meow, @KatyAnderson. Does s/he have skankles?

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

@trimbo67 "Hone" for the holidays? Hope you packed your ankle-warmers. Am I right, @nadia_stewart and @CBCMeg ?!?!?!

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

@CarlyCee @Charcharspencer @ColeyyDee How do you keep them #skankles warm in the winter time? It's not an easy feet... I mean, FEAT in #YYC

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

It might just be time to get me a Facebook page. What says you @nadia_stewart?? What about you @CBCMeg? And @Devin_HerouxCBC ???

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

Thanks for the follow @Clean_Foods! I appreciate the skinny ankles you're showing off in your profile. Skinny Ankles UNITE!!!

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

What says you @skonsmo? It's tough to have a skinny set of stems in the city. Word to @nadia_stewart.

[Skankles @SkanklesYYC]

@CBCMeg You know it, Meghan. As @Devin_HerouxCBC suggested, I need a pair of warm woolly socks to keep me warm on these cold #YYC nights.