♛scott

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[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Can’t trust anyone who casually wears the meta glasses.

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Work is getting in the way of making money.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Spurs fans are dressing up in bubble wrap and flopping like SGA

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Idk what the met gala is.. but they all dress up like dorks for it.

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Why have I never had a Five Guys milkshake?

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisherDNP]

Tiger Woods when he sees Puka Nacua in rehab.

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

George RR Martin literally just wants to flash naked dudes in his shows.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

When you realize changing teams doesn’t fix everything…

[SANTINO @SantinoCorleon]

Someone broke into my car and left for @Bengals tickets 🙄

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Target is a cancer

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Get out of my desk, bucko

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

If there’s an MMA fighter as an actor in a movie, it’s probably gonna be bad

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

David told me he still watches salt burn 3 times a week

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

The bee keeper was a VERY bad movie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No gods or kings, only men

[♛scott @SkatDaddy_]

Oomf hit the turkey

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

watching your inheritance go to Ms. Maine (2nd runner-up)

[Dan Drullinger @DanDrullinger]

Me: Fired a 79 today…

Buddy: What about that breakfast ball on 1, 7 and 13?

Me:

[LowRes Wünderbred @LowresWB]

This is what hanging with the boys felt like in 2004