Cesar⚽

Chill guy;
I continue to exist against my will;
I like being places, I just don't like going places;
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🐐 https://t.co/BWVHuTyO17

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Kid Cudi dancing drunk to electric feel is the greatest Coachella moment ever

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Taxes are the biggest scam on the planet right behind paying for parking

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@RaulDelgadoTV Haha, the coaches and players are probably sitting there wondering what the heck they're witnessing

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@RaulDelgadoTV It's horrible. I'm watching on mute right now until the draw officially starts 😅

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One day Noah will want to play Kingdom Hearts from start to finish and that is enough to keep me going 🥹

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Just had my 1v1 annual review with my manager. He was looking down at his screen reviewing my salary on his laptop, then panned up, looked me dead in the eyes and said "looks you don't really make too much" 😅😂🤣😭

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@KINGDOMHEARTS @venturewithlani

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@sammyrosesforev @XtianJauregui Damn, you didn't have me hit you up when I went to Houston 💔

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Count your days, Pizza Hut

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I'm too old for this

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@LourdesEddith *are already

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@venturewithlani Stop! 🛑

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Imagine I won the lottery tonight and just never went back to work 😅....😏

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Churros are the most overrated snack at theme parks 😬

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Somebody sponsor my life please 🙏

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@Sal0882 Así es pero así no debería de ser 😭

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At this point I just want to get fired from work so I can collect unemployment for 6 months and be able to take my son to school and pick him up every day. I don't even care anymore

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Noah with the game winning goal over all the defenders 🤯

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Noah's first goal! ⚽🙌

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Noah's first ever goal was a game losing own goal, smh. Can't wait to bring that up one day