Sugar Land Skeeters

The Twitter account and your source for any news related to your beloved Sugar Land Skeeters.

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We believe one lucky Skeeter player should walk-up to tune of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

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#GroupOfDeath ? Never heard of her. Thanks Portugal! #Roundof16 #USMNT

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Yao Ming to start at Catcher

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Frito Lay informs Skeeter's organization that their chip bags (sold at concession stands) will now include 80% air. #Altruism

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Skeeters Front Office reporting that David Stern has vetoed their attempt to acquire Tracy McGrady

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Tracy McGrady (P) and Yao Ming (C) to be placed on the disabled list for the entire year next season.

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My sources confirm that Yao Ming will attempt to catch for the Skeeters.

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Tracy McGrady announces he'll inevitabily be injured before his first outing should the Skeeters decide to sign him.#Skeeters #baseball

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Please welcum yur new Skeeter sponser: Huked On Fonics!

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Skeeters bullpen accused of shooting up strip club in Grand Theft Auto 5.

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Sources confirm that the IRS targeted the Skeeters claiming they "wanted somebody to beat them". Skeeters won.

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Skeeters fans demand a refund for their season tickets after an abysmal 22-4 start on the season.

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The Sugar Land Skeeters have been diagnosed with an addiction to winning.

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Skeeters fans petition to ban the sun after suffering Sun Burn(s) during the opening weekend of the season.

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Skeeters GM denies rumor that Constellation Field will be moved to the stars.

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Local farmers have heightened security in preparation for the series against the Lancaster Barnstormers.

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Unnamed Atlantic League teams pushing for new rule that would require the Sugar Land Skeeters to play with one hand tied behind their backs.

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The ball from a Koby Clemens 3-Run blast expected to attack North Korea within the next few minutes.

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Texans' JJ Watt and Shiloh Keo accidentally agree to 10 day contracts with the Sugar Land Skeeters.

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Cortland Finnegan celebrity pitcher for the JJ Watt Classic at Constellation Field. Andre Johnson threatens to charge mound if thrown at.