Ricky skele

I hate my dad and UT

I wanna be a dancer but my stupid dad is making me live HIS dream of playing basketball.

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Just try and picture the amount of raw power and energy that would radiate off a one man band where the man has a whole instrument where his lungs should be

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Skeletons deserve more rights than bees

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My dad wanted to be a porn star but all he could shoot was ghost loads. Thus my inception

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Upon further review it has become clear that Harry Styles is already in fact a skeleton in a brightly colored suit

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Does anyone think I’ll make my big break as a dancer if I start dressing like Harry Styles or will a skeleton in a bright colored suit be off putting

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The top thing on my Christmas list is getting packed in a box all nice with tissue paper and bows and shit and then have someone just ship me away from my #shittydad

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It occurred to me that in order for me to exist my father must be a necrophiliac. You’re sick old man. Sick.

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Fuck my dad all my homies hate my dad.

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Call me sigmund Freud because all I think about is how I wanna #fuckmydad up

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Contrary to popular belief most skeletons hate Halloween. Almost as much as I hate my dad

#dieoldman

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The team physician said i might be benched for being under weight. This man had the balls to look me in the eye sockets and say “you’re just too bony”

I will be talking to students conduct services about this harassment soon. for now I’ll just dance my anger away

#thanksdad

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They were looking for marimbas

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There should be more skeleton representations in the preforming arts

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I went to an audition today but they turned me down because my bones made xylophone noises whenever I moved. Thanks for the shitty genes, dad.

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#EMSisonthinfuckingice

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#fucktheFirefighterstoo

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Some nights I lay in bed wondering if tomorrow will be the day I finally try cracking my neck but I’m just way too scared that my head is gonna pop off and roll away

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Early morning basketball practice tomorrow and by that I mean swiping into the gym and then sitting in the parking lot for 3 hrs listening to the Joseph soundtrack and smoking drugs

#ihatemydad
#LegalizeIt
#ijustwanttobeappreciated
#daddyissuses

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I'm trying to get in the Christmas spirit but since the only holiday skeleton movie is about a confused guy in a suit I've decided I'm probably just gonna chuck a rib at the first person I see dressed like Santa. Watch your back big man.

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My dad took my phone but he can't take my passion for dance. #NintendoSwitch

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@MaverickTyler6 Some world we live in

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@MaverickTyler6 Bro, why do you think it's cool to post your son's ass pics on the TL