lanesdead

this robot is a dummy

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

I just think that maybe if the way you're speaking to your staff is making them self harm in the locker room while on shift you should maybe reevaluate the way you speak to people and also consider if maybe you're on a bit of a power trip and need to calm down idk tho

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

deadass gonna quit anyway but I can't decide if I get the union involved cause fuck that guy like so bad what the fuck

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

being discriminated against at work by your line manager 🫶🫶🫶

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

"was looking at your Instagram when we were just talking and it was giving whore and I never thought I'd pull a whore but here we are" thanks babe love u

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

I'm better, I'm okay. have been for a while now but how fucking fucked is health care that it took THAT for them to go, oh!

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

who up thinking about how it only took a few suicide attempts to get the stimulants u need to live a normal life

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

Hot mulligan tickets secured u truly just love to see it

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

"I tell most people you hard launched me with a dolphin noises audio and they usually catch on to your vibe pretty quick" okay great thanks

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

the lesbian sexuality scale or something

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

her having a coffee at 4pm so she's still up when I finish work at 11pm cause she "just likes saying goodnight" to me I'm gonna be sick

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

I'm obsessed with her you have no idea

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

posted this on my birthday last year and just yeah the fact I'm already not having to hide how soft and how much I care and love is just wow things do get better huh

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

sigh I sent it to her like omg look at what I posted and she was like oh! if you ever feel like you need to change for me please talk to me about it and I really hope you don't ever feel like that and we had such a big chat about it all and oh my god????

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

actually have no idea why this has posted as a video thanks tho

[Radheyan Simonpillai @JustSayRad]

Catherine O'Hara wins and ok, feeling like all of them right now. #ActorsAwards

[dara 🛸 @danascullxy]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that gay and autistic friend you try to ignore: so the x-files is a tv show about extraterrestrials beings and mulder and scully relationship

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

me posting this on my Instagram story and my girlfriend immediately going oh u can have mine if it's bothering you y'all mind if I SOB

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

And like Halloween
I'll be here once a year

[lanesdead @Skeleton_eyes_]

in the crowd of teen Jesus she said out loud "y'all mind if a white girl throw it back??" and then went "oh hold on I need to go to the bin" and ALL of my friends went "well she's adorable????" and that is just living rent free in my head