Skelly 💀🖤💜

I don’t know what this account is anymore.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

It's his fault

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

Her

[Kerri @kerri_szn]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 The Texas House passed a bill to ban AI deepfake porn.

Republican Gov. Greg Abbott vetoed it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[museofthesun @solarystix]

ALL THAT WIFEY SHIT IS DEAD!

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Behold. Our plan for this pride month. We are putting chemicals in the water to turn the citizens of Raccoon City GAY.

[Xavier @toyasobased]

they need to add an M to LGBTQ+ for Mexican

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[wun @The1weekend]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[Camei @IHateYourJorts]

I thought the internet was exaggerating about foreigners being ill-prepared for American traffic, but today I saw a guy in loafers and a FIFA polo try to cross 6 lanes of Houston traffic at a *green* light. These people might actually die

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.
You will see things that others do not.

You'll feel crazy.

Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Im down to riot whenever

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.