Rob O'Connor

Available for birthdays.

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@AP https://t.co/7U20GULRIv

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@MarcoFoster_ @andrewschulz

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Great... now I'm going to cry every time I hear the song "Fernando" #IUFB

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@MrScottDavis Be sure to include Leningrad Cowboys Go America

[Paul Roberts @MisterRoberts]

So Waffle House was closed for refurbishments and instead they had to go to IHOP. #iufb #Hoosiers @TheOmarCooper

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@BrianStack153 We broke Gus Johnson. I didn't know if he'll ever be the same.

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Congratulations! You're having a Pope!

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Okay this is the coolest gender reveal l've seen so far

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Excuse me. That's 140 years of dismal football culture, thank you.

[D Davis @nolafan76]

@Andre1914 He knew he had to act that way to get Indiana fans to buy in. Changed the whole 100 years of dismal football culture

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Bum ass planet captured by a single rover. Barely put up a fight.

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It would cost everyone in America between $27-$89 a year to house every single homeless person in the country. That is upsettingly little money.

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It sucks to be living through the first era in history where instead of patronizing the arts, the oligarchs actively disdain them.

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@MrScottDavis So what order do you rank the trilogy?

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Peter Thiel looks like Tim Blake Nelson playing an alien wearing human skin.

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@MrScottDavis I should rematch the vengeance trilogy. From memory Lady Vengeance is my favorite.

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@FernieCommaAlex Please, Alex. There is no way one of Musk's rockets would make it to space.

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@FernieCommaAlex I think about that website all the time.

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@stephenasmith is an ill-informed idiot when it comes to talking about sports and that's his job. Can we please not involve him in political discourse.

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Just to be clear, the National Guard was called in to stop the carnage of a protest that has caused 1/12 the damage and inconvenience of the LA Marathon.

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Donald Trump: We will use the full force of the military to stop this violence!!

Everyone in LA:

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@ChestangRaphael

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Jesus responded: "Nobody should have to endure that kind of torture."

[Sox On Tap @SoxOnTap]

This should clear things up. The Pope is a White Sox fan. #Confirmed

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