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@MarkJCarney Booooo this man!

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

BREAKING: MICROSOFT JUST ANNOUNCED TO BAN ITS OWN ENGINEERS FROM USING AI DUE TO THE COST OF USING IT.

VP OF NVIDIA SAID, “THE COST OF AI FOR MY TEAM WAS MORE THAN HUMANS”

“AI CAN COST MORE THAN HUMAN WORKERS NOW”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Adam Driver addresses Lena Dunham’s memoir allegations at Cannes, which claim he was “verbally aggressive” and “hurled a chair at the wall” next to her on the ‘Girls’ set:

“I have no comment on any of that, I’m saving it all for my book.”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

[Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel]

All made at least partially with Adobe Animate, the program that adobe doesn't think deserves to exist anymore

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Get the interior designers back on cocaine please

[Zak Wood (zakaz96.bsky.social 🦋) @ZakaZ96]

Wow a studio actually rewarding employees for success rather than laying them off for success

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

flags at half mast today im so serious

[🦔 @WhysBlud]

I just want an internship man

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Peashy Hachi @NotPeashyBee]

Listen, I hate Elon as much as the next guy but this is getting annoying

[The Onion @TheOnion]

LinkedIn Congratulates Man On 5 Years At Dead-End Job Without Killing Himself https://t.co/PHALRJhxRv

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A doctor died at a Disney Springs restaurant from an allergic reaction after being assured the meal was allergen-free

The widower then sued

Disney is now trying to dismiss the suit — arguing he agreed to arbitrate all disputes when signing up for a Disney+ free trial years earlier

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@DiscussingFilm So the band that's made a living on edgy humour gets in trouble for edgy humour?

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shut the fuck up

[Daniel Ek @eldsjal]

Today, with the cost of creating content being close to zero, people can share an incredible amount of content. This has sparked my curiosity about the concept of long shelf life versus short shelf life. While much of what we see and hear quickly becomes obsolete, there are timeless ideas or even pieces of music that can remain relevant for decades or even centuries.

For example, we’re witnessing a resurgence of Stoicism, with many of Marcus Aurelius’s insights still resonating thousands of years later. This makes me wonder: what are the most unintuitive, yet enduring ideas that aren’t frequently discussed today but might have a long shelf life? Also, what are we creating now that will still be valued and discussed hundreds or thousands of years from today?

[Chris Voiceman @ChrisVoiceman]

To me, "redefine mainstream perceptions of gaming" sounds like "made for people who don't like video games" and makes me immediately lose interest

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@JoshuaTookes frying and buying!!

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@Zhane_Star my name is jeff

[onion person @CantEverDie]

when i have watched an animated show there was never a moment where i had thought “wow i wish i could watch this same show but not animated and worse”

[Lyle Rath @LyleRath]

They should invent a theater that lets you have sex if you're bored 45 minutes into a movie