Sketchy

MINT IS LIVE // Silly ordinal collection of 3333 generative Sketchys in a doodle aesthetic inspired by network spirituality. Created by @Pseud0anon

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✨Ordinal Mint June 8th✨
White List: @MiladyMaker333, @REMILIONAIRE, @radbro_webring, @WhiteHeartsNFT
Supply: 3333

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@NEET_poster I love sunny digital!

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Day in The Life

Up too late. Doom scrolling immigrant statistics while re-watching the under appreciated 2007 anime Baccano!. Sipped chilled tequila till the AM. Bags under my eyes. Too busy thinking about the collapse of the west. Eastern euros have it figured out. I should probably purchase an ak-47 soon.

4hrs of sleep. 6mg nicotine pouch. Coffee. No breakfast. Over did my last bulk. Face looks fat. Wagie time. Call customers. Why don’t you want to buy my product. I’m sensitive. Ugh. Next call. Voice mail. Email. No response. Take meticulously crafted supplement stack stashed in my desk. Boost testosterone. Increase mental cognition. Make me live forever. N-Acetyl L-Tyrosine. Pine pollen. Raw milk. Methylene blue. Vitamin B12. Vitamin E. Vitamin D3. Turkesterone. Zinc. Bovine collagen protein powder.

Home. 3 bedroom house. I am the only occupant. 4 hour life. Mow my yard. Feel surge of productivity. Tonight I’ll work on my passion project. Brain storm in shower. Nothing good. Maybe I’ll get inspired by the timeline. Scroll. WAIT! My Germanic industrial blue dye I’ve been ingesting for mental clarity lowers my sperm count? NOOOOOOOOO! How am I going to save the west with lower quality sperm. Note to self—remove methylene blue from supplement stack.

Think of a bait post for quick engagement. Comment on a mutual’s tweet. With surgical precision craft an instagram collage that 40 people will see. Watch urban street fight video. Sucked into a media blackhole for an hour. Did you know 5% of the population of Haiti is now in the USA? Wild.

Friend calls. Catch him up on romantic lore. “Yeah dude it didn’t work out with the last girl because of the distance, plus quebecers have that annoying french flair so if anything I dodged a bullet idk what I was thinking, but this new girl I’m talking to, let me tell you dude, I am so turbo bullish, she even started to use some of my verbiage she picked up from our previous conversations, chemistry is there for sure, and we even have mutual irl friends, the future looks bright”. She ghosts me the following day for my comments on the pedophile adrenochrome sex ring within the shadow government. Revealed power level too fast. FUCK.

Truly just want to raw dog the same woman forever. Need her to look past all my flaws and love me for me. No superficial bullshit. And she better be extremely hot.

I’m not concerned that all the important females in my life find some of my writing disturbing and offensive. That just means my writing is thought provoking. One said she would be hesitant to recommend a friend to date me based off my last blog post. Damn. Ok. I guess you and your hypothetical single friend don’t understand satire. For your information most of my hikikomori e-girl mutuals like my writing.

Visit high school friend. Offers me a zero sugar gatorade. Bro. Do you think I’d put something like sucralose or corn syrup into my body? My body is a temple. You know I’m lindy. 50 dollar bill converted funnel. Vacuum crushed adderall off a cluttered coffee table. Mind is racing. I need to make a million dollars. I need to make a million dollars in the next 3 months or I’m poor. A million dollars isn’t much money. I’ve never had a million dollars but I know it’s a small amount. Need to lock in.

Love being a niche micro internet celebrity. I have a whopping 4.1k followers on twitter (a quarter of which totally aren’t random crypto bots that gave me a follow because of my neo-chibi nft pfp). I’m a hit! A few girls liked a physique post I made one time. Get the occasional Charlotte Fang retweet (even though he doesn’t follow me). Did I ever tell you the story about my last bender in nyc at a crypto event? Man let me tell you. My life’s a movie.

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@worldofwhiteboy Thanks bro :3

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@0xGouL @very_trippy I made a secret promise to myself I would always be a milady and this milady specifically. I love all my derv friends. So much so I included cigawrette in my ordinal project for @SketchyPlace

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Meow meow meow

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I love saturdays.

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I guess the tour de france starts off in Florence tomorrow? Huh? Think I can get any racers to take sketchy place stickers and put them on their bike?

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Best worst day was my second to last post. Enjoy :3

T-minus 3 weeks till the road trip and wedding. I’ve been chatting with this girl for over 2 months now. I am giddy bro. We’ve been texting everyday nearly non-stop. Gm and gn messages. Memes back and forth. Phone calls. Physique posting. Videos sent. Inside jokes. Feel like I am at the doorsteps of something meaningful. Excited to see where this will go. The wedding will be like the ultimate shit test for if we would be a good couple. 4 days. 3 nights. She even wanted to spend an extra night with me at my place instead of rushing off to the airport Sunday. Yay! This is going to be so fun.

She has been a little distant lately. Best not to pry, she is going through some heavy emotional stuff right now. It’s not like she likes me any less just because she’s been talking to me less. Right? It’s also the holidays. Everyone is busy this time of year. Plus, I’ll see her soon anyways.

“How was the rave shawty :3” was responded to with a cat meme at noon. That doesn’t really answer my question. Idk how to respond. Ummmm… cat meme right back to you? Seen 7hrs ago. Late at night I get a long form message of how much fun she had the previous night. No questions about me, my last two days, or anything. Oh ok, well gn. She eventually asks the following day, but everything seems strangely distant. Before we were tapped in. Synergetic. What changed?

I ask questions and get vague answers now. Sometimes we can have a decent back and forth, but I can’t shake the impression that something is off. It seems like she doesn’t really care about what I’m doing or feeling. Rarely asks now. Sense she’s losing interest in me. Pretty sure she bought the airplane tickets though—relax.

The wedding is the solution. At the wedding we will have a blast and I will feel silly for critically hyper-analyzing her communication style shift. I am stressing about it regardless. Does she even still want to go to this wedding? Feels like she doesn’t. She’s been turbo-distant compared to the prior 2 months. But no, she said she would, of course she will. She wants to meet my dog, do soviet invented GABA receptor agonists designed for slavic astronauts, and try sponge candy. She was super excited about the trip initially, but fuck, that was weeks ago. This isn’t adding up. I feel like I am talking to a different person.

I am on uneven ground. Dizzy. Nauseating. To call out the vibe shift would seem insecure and would likely further distance herself from me. Must wait it out. If it wasn’t for the wedding I’d take the hint and bail. I hate ambiguity. My thinking is very binary when it comes to relationships. 01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101110 01101111 00111111. I am an extremist. There is no middle ground in my heart. It’s my nature to be aggressive. 100% or 0%. Choose me or lose me.

Wedding is less than 2 weeks away now. Have a big business trip in the morning. Try to sleep early so I can be spry for my meetings. I can’t. Toss. Turn. One hour of sleep. Nightmare. Up. Check phone. Scroll. She must’ve saw I was online. “Pseudo! A friend that came to visit professed he had feelings for me! We are dating now! I am so happy and sillypilled and…” Vomit.

I stare at my screen like a lizard person. My soul shivers. Hands shake. I feel heartbreak, dread, and relief in an ever-shifting kaleidoscope. Pent-up assumptions, cope, and fear leave my body. Feel hollow. My intuition is never wrong when it comes to these things unfortunately. I just didn’t want to believe it. Yeah, that is great shawty. Wishing you love and happiness, but I need to distance myself from you now because I am a sentimental sappy romantic and I am ridiculously hurt.....

(The rest can be read at https://t.co/7Ngb3mkidw (soz reached the twitter character limit))

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@k3mal___ Been handing them out in Croatia to randos and putting them on stickery places.

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i almost forgot to show u all my super rad @SketchyPlace ordinal !! i love it !!!

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Waiting for a bus :3

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@juxxxtapoz Rumor has it the child's rendition sketchy is the rarest 🤫https://t.co/J6wLLcQZ2P

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A child's rendition of sketchy

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Wow! Turbo mega hyper rare Sketchy.

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New blog post to be up soon :3

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@tasmoo5 Enough :3