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ai kahle kancane tu

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

I really don't understand why my ''Statement of results'' is written in English and Afrikaans 🤔 why not ZULU which is my language and English atleast 😭😭😭 akungadlalwa ngath ezweni lakithi ilokho engikcelayo🙏 @SABCNews @MbalulaFikile @GovernmentZA @PublicProtector @PresJGZuma

[Elvis 🇬🇭 @Kayjnr10]

There are clearly 2 different types of females 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️❤️❤️😂😂

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@MandyMsin 🤗🤗🤗😘😘😘🤗

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

Happy birthday my last born eh now sleep keh🤔☹️🙂😭🥳🥳🥳

[mandy❤️😊 @Ms_Mandys]

Vukani it's my birthday 💃💃💃💃💃💃

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

Isono samaZULU ukuhlonipha neLanguage elula kunawo wonke eMhlabeni🤗 Zulu #mazuluMahle 🥳🥳🥳

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

Amanga awanambitheki njalo if inuka iyanuka geza uzithande kuzolunga. Sbonge memu🤗🥳🥳

[Ms SthembiD❤💰📖 @SthembiD]

Men sperms are the reason why most p*ssies smell🤞🤞🍑🍑💦💦🍆🍆

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@MandyMsin Anyway I've never been to Upington eh ngicel Ku visit kini as a friend#obviously🙂🙂🙂 as long as you promise to wear MAMHLONGO 😭😭😭😭

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

MAMHLONGO😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳

[mandy❤️😊 @Ms_Mandys]

Gents let's talk

Which undies do you like your ladies in? 🤔

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@MandyMsin

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@MandyMsin It'll suit you waitse🤗🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😘

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@MandyMsin 😭😭😭😭

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

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[Heineken SA @Heineken_SA]

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𝗧𝗔𝗣 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗪 👇 to enter your details & you could 𝗪𝗜𝗡 Heineken Bottles vouchers, signed football merch or a one-on-one session with your fave UCL legend. #NeverAlone

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[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

Ubuhlungu base South Africa hmmm siphathwa abantu abangabona ngisho abalana eMzansi ai kubi Zulus Africans

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@Samke_nkwanyan Maybe nawe kdala ube Hurter zibuya ngawe manj #Sondoliyajika

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@Samke_nkwanyan #kubemnati

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@Samke_nkwanyan Problem nichoose too much nibone amany amadoda angayona type yenu Kant iyona ndoda ezokphatha kahle ube Main chick kubembati🤔

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

Morning good people I'm selling my account 🥳🥳🥳

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

@lynda4eva Usuyagula keh manj wena nalombuzo wakho ubuza ngoba ungaboni?

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

South African languages hmmm amnandi adlula le English yakhona mxm🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Skhalaz @Skhalaz1]

Baba Zuma ngizoktshela iqiniso ukuth lokhu kwaqala uwena uPresident oncono kunabo bonke kwashoda ukuth wenze ulimi lalana emzansi kube ilona UNGQOSHISHILIZA bakwethu asivuke kdala siphethwe @ukhozi_fm @SABCNews @DDMabuza @PublicProtector @LindiweSisuluSA

[Jacob G Zuma @PresJGZuma]

Indlu yegagu iyanetha! Kuyochuma hlanvana ezinye ziyofekela!!!