Was at a restaurant tonight, I finished all my food and when the waiter asked me if I enjoyed it I said I hated it even though my plate was empty XD
And then when they asked me if they could get me anything else, I said "a million dollars " XD
Waiting staff love me ahaha π€£π
(on a mattress on the floor of a stinky girls room listening to her Neutral Milk Hotel vinyl)
Me: whatβre those?
Her: effigies,minerals, topaz-
Me: thatβs dope. Ur like a witchy girl? dope
Her: actually Iβm Wiccan
Me: dope. Dope. Can we turn off this music Im getting scared