𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜

|| It’s not that serious.|| Don’t get comfy here.|| No DMs.||

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I’m up looking for a midnight snack

[Raúl @FreshlySane]

You are my spirit slut

[Amy 🖤 @justamystery_1]

If everyone is getting your attention, you’re not getting mine.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

@WilletArthur I don’t think you’d need it

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Imagine my surprise when i found out pancakes and bacon flavored whiskey tastes like pancakes and bacon

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I don’t get you but I get why you are the way you are.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

If you are ever feeling a little crumby, me want you to know me here for you.

[aintno @aintn0]

It’s ok to be attracted to someone and not be a creepy loser about it

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

When me and bad decisions kiss, we use tongue.

[Nyla ❤️‍🔥 @Nylasback]

missionary, so i can memorize your eyes

[Flynn Unbound @FlynnUnbound]

I assume that people that don’t like boobs also don’t like fun. Personally, I think boobs and fun go hand-in-hand.

[𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢 @throatholding]

The feminine urge to encourage him to show them how it's done.

[j e a n @jeanisalunatic]

Before I die I want a man to pose with me as proudly as they pose with a fish.

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Guess who got hibachi

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I could go for some hibachi

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

@pokefin1988 I try

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I identify as a guitar because if you hold my neck and finger me I make pretty sounds too

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Fucking pregnancy risk style

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I’m not trying to make anyone jealous but I am going camping this weekend.

[love drops @lovedropx]

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

You can just write any old crap here and someone insane will like it.