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[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Frankie “Hot Damn” Kirk @DomingoDomigzz]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit #handicapstall

[Cat And Pain 😺⛓️ @CatAndPain]

I love that we have the God of the Depths in real life

[Sleepy @SkinkSleepy]

@ShitpostRock They are not, and doing that is a cornerstone of western civilization.

[halo furry guy @NinjaHCE7]

Wordle devs for the last 2 days:

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

It's 80° in my house right now and we are all miserable except my turtle who is fucking LOVING this weather and it's pissing me off a little

[📷🪺 mtz (birdposting era) 🦆🐧 @sketchy_as_fork]

pictures i painted at 3 am

3/4 „Procession“

[skeletonheads @skeletonheads]

Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground

[Nitnas @Nitnass]

#Deadlock

[Julia Grupińska 🦆 @jullagru]

Dog walk animation doodle 🐕

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[michelle COMMS OPEN! @mlightfoott]

victor deadlock!!!!

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

A little goobert seems content to play in the sun. His parents are likely just out of frame, perhaps sticking their tongues out in a silly way.

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

What happened to theater etiquette? I went to see the backrooms with my mom and the other people in the theater we were in picked her up and started ripping her limbs off and tossing them around the room to each other

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Romans hate this simple trick